JAZZil!!!

[USViking]

I walked down to my favorite bar yesterday at about 5 pm.

I had no idea the Belmont Stakes was being run at 6:30.

I was pressured and coerced into a $10 bet, where everyone
got a pick by reaching into a jar for a chit with a horse’s name on it.

I drew “Jasil” (pronounced JAZZil, not jazIL). My baby horsie won
me $100 US Dolla’.

I have to admit I was so wasted by the time the race was run that
I still had no idea.

Fortunately, the good people who I party with made sure their money
ended up in my wallet, bless their hearts.

I bought them two rounds and kept the rest. Part of the rest
went into an upgrade from beer to Martinis.

How I got back home safe I’ll never know.

Skoal!