It's so hot.....

[KarlMarx]

Does anyone remember the old Johnny Carson gag where he'd say


"It was so <blank>"

and he'd get the audience to say "How <blank> was it?"

This is the same thing, since the entire country is in the midst of summer....

Johnny Carson: It's so hot.....

Audience: How hot is it?

Now you supply the come back!

 

[Avatar4321]

Its so hot the wealthy are planning trips to the sun to cool off.

 

[KarlMarx]

It's so hot, hens are laying hard boiled eggs

 

[Mr. P]

So HOT in the south we can’t get that damn “cat on a HOT tin roof”.

 

[KarlMarx]

It's so hot, the Dairy Queen was getting hot flashes

It's so hot, the Burger King had to ice down his whopper

 

[KarlMarx]

It's so hot, the National Debt shrank by a 100 Billion dollars

It's so hot, Mount Rushmore needs sunscreen

It's so hot, the Statue of Liberty can't raise her arms because she isn't Sure

It's so hot, camels are heading for the beach

It's so hot, Congress stayed in session an extra week just to get out of the heat

It's so hot, Al Gore is saying "I told you so!"

It's so hot the speed of light has to stop to catch its breath

It's so hot, Bill Clinton is only chasing old ladies with walkers

It's so hot, Hillary has decided to walk for president

It's so hot, Rush Limbaugh took his pain meds on the rocks

It's so hot, John Kerry only had the energy to flip flop on one issue today

It's so hot, Ann Coulter was mean to only one liberal today

 

[Mr. P]

It's so hot, the National Debt shrank by a 100 Billion dollars

It's so hot, Mount Rushmore needs sunscreen

It's so hot, the Statue of Liberty can't raise her arms because she isn't Sure

It's so hot, camels are heading for the beach

It's so hot, Congress stayed in session an extra week just to get out of the heat

It's so hot, Al Gore is saying "I told you so!"

It's so hot the speed of light has to stop to catch its breath

It's so hot, Bill Clinton is only chasing old ladies with walkers

It's so hot, Hillary has decided to walk for president

It's so hot, Rush Limbaugh took his pain meds on the rocks

It's so hot, John Kerry only had the energy to flip flop on one issue today

It's so hot, Ann Coulter was mean to only one liberal today

:rotflmao: Good ones!!

 

[KarlMarx]

It's so hot, Kim Jong Il's hair straightened out

It's so hot, Spiderman is running around in his spidey shorts

It's so hot, the sun has a port-a-fan

It's so hot, an 18 hour bra only lasts 10 minutes

It's so hot, you can get a Copper Tone tan in the shower