Hillary Clinton comes with so much baggage I was really getting worried that she would not run in 2016. Happily, she’s in. Wesley Clark threw her bonnet in the ring:
This is probably the first time a presidential wannabe announced their candidacy by bumper sticker. Whether or not Hillary Clinton gave Clark the green light is irrelevant. A bumper sticker campaign is her style. It’s actually a clever move. Appealing to bumper sticker mentalities beats her first Senate race where she got away with saying nothing on her infamous listening tour. That won’t work in a presidential race. Surrogates announcing she is running allows her to say a little bit of nothing on bumper stickers. Running a bumper sticker campaign this far out will work better than saying nothing at all.
Clinton was practically unopposed in her second Senate race; so once again she got away with saying nothing. In 2008 she had to talk and she got whipped by an unknown Chicago street hustler who ran as a spiritual leader. His bumper sticker contained three words “Hope And Change.” Look how that turned out!
Presumably, Clinton’s future bumper stickers will at least contain some red meat if she intends to lock in the base in the primaries. I suggest “A Vote For Hillary Is A Vote for Obama.” Or perhaps “HillaryCare Was Obamacare’s Mother.”
A few words about living, breathing, Clinton baggage.
Wesley Clark is the first to come out of the woodwork. The rest will pop up soon enough. Hell, Sandy Burglar is waiting patiently for his reward. I assume Hillary Clinton will pay off Burger just as Barack Taqiyya rewarded Suzy Five Shows for lying. With that in mind, voters should be reminded that the Clintons set Suzy in motion:
Finally, I think it’s time to get everybody named Rice out of government. Neither Suzy Five Shows, nor Condoleezza Rice Cakes, is a credit to their rice. Move the cursor to 10:10 if you don’t get the joke:
This is probably the first time a presidential wannabe announced their candidacy by bumper sticker. Whether or not Hillary Clinton gave Clark the green light is irrelevant. A bumper sticker campaign is her style. It’s actually a clever move. Appealing to bumper sticker mentalities beats her first Senate race where she got away with saying nothing on her infamous listening tour. That won’t work in a presidential race. Surrogates announcing she is running allows her to say a little bit of nothing on bumper stickers. Running a bumper sticker campaign this far out will work better than saying nothing at all.
Clinton was practically unopposed in her second Senate race; so once again she got away with saying nothing. In 2008 she had to talk and she got whipped by an unknown Chicago street hustler who ran as a spiritual leader. His bumper sticker contained three words “Hope And Change.” Look how that turned out!
Presumably, Clinton’s future bumper stickers will at least contain some red meat if she intends to lock in the base in the primaries. I suggest “A Vote For Hillary Is A Vote for Obama.” Or perhaps “HillaryCare Was Obamacare’s Mother.”
A few words about living, breathing, Clinton baggage.
Wesley Clark is the first to come out of the woodwork. The rest will pop up soon enough. Hell, Sandy Burglar is waiting patiently for his reward. I assume Hillary Clinton will pay off Burger just as Barack Taqiyya rewarded Suzy Five Shows for lying. With that in mind, voters should be reminded that the Clintons set Suzy in motion:
Finally, I think it’s time to get everybody named Rice out of government. Neither Suzy Five Shows, nor Condoleezza Rice Cakes, is a credit to their rice. Move the cursor to 10:10 if you don’t get the joke:
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