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[aaronleland]

That's not my wife.

Good answer!
She's watching over your shoulder as you type, isn't she.

No, but she has a tendency to find stuff later.

Did "gaymenfisting.com" show on your credit card bill?

 

[Muhammed]

The most beautiful woman on the planet.

She's a solid 8.

 

[Corazon]

She's very beautiful that's for sure
I think she must be an actress or a model (or maybe both)

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

The most beautiful woman on the planet.

She's a solid 8.

Definitely a 0 on the beer scale!!