Debate Now Is it Ethical to put Pineapple on Pizza?

[Lumpy 1]

Well, of course:

At his press conference yesterday, Governor Andrew Cuomo of New York ordered all restaurants to put pineapple on their pizza if they wish to stay open during Phase 273 of New York's reopening plan.

The mandate adds to previous food orders by the New York state government declaring that "a hot dog is a sandwich" and that "ketchup goes great on steak."

"The science is clear: restaurants must put pineapple on their pizza," Cuomo said. "Putting fruit on pizza is a great idea. The science says so. If you don't like pineapple on your pizza, you are anti-science." Cuomo warned that any restaurants that refuse to put pineapple on their pizza "want grandma to die" and so will be shut down, with their owners being hanged for insubordination.

Governor Cuomo Orders Restaurants To Put Pineapple On Their Pizza

ALBANY, NY—At his press conference yesterday, Governor Andrew Cuomo of New York ordered all restaurants to put pineapple on their pizza if they wish to stay open during Phase 273 of New York's reopening plan.The mandate adds to previous food orders by the New York state government declaring that...

babylonbee.com

Really? Babylon Bee? It's a bullshit site, kinda like the Onion.

*sigh*

Humor is so wasted on Some People.

For most Democrats .. it seems, humor is the first thing to go, followed closely with common sense and courtesy...

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[boedicca]

Well, of course:

At his press conference yesterday, Governor Andrew Cuomo of New York ordered all restaurants to put pineapple on their pizza if they wish to stay open during Phase 273 of New York's reopening plan.

The mandate adds to previous food orders by the New York state government declaring that "a hot dog is a sandwich" and that "ketchup goes great on steak."

"The science is clear: restaurants must put pineapple on their pizza," Cuomo said. "Putting fruit on pizza is a great idea. The science says so. If you don't like pineapple on your pizza, you are anti-science." Cuomo warned that any restaurants that refuse to put pineapple on their pizza "want grandma to die" and so will be shut down, with their owners being hanged for insubordination.

Governor Cuomo Orders Restaurants To Put Pineapple On Their Pizza

ALBANY, NY—At his press conference yesterday, Governor Andrew Cuomo of New York ordered all restaurants to put pineapple on their pizza if they wish to stay open during Phase 273 of New York's reopening plan.The mandate adds to previous food orders by the New York state government declaring that...

babylonbee.com

Really? Babylon Bee? It's a bullshit site, kinda like the Onion.

*sigh*

Humor is so wasted on Some People.

For most Democrats .. it seems, humor is the first thing to go, followed closely with common sense and courtesy...

.

Well, as the quotes in my signature say.....