Merlin1047
Senior Member
A modern day cowboy has spent many days
crossing the desert without water.
His horse has already died of thirst. He's
crawling through the sand,
certain that he has breathed his
last, when all of a sudden, he
sees an object sticking out of the sand
several yards ahead of him.
He crawls to the object, pulls it out of
the sand, and discovers
what looks to be an old brief case. He
opens it and out pops a genie.
But this is no ordinary genie.
She is wearing an Internal Revenue Service
ID badge and a dull
gray dress. There's a calculator in her
pocketbook. She has a pencil
tucked behind one ear.
"Well, cowboy," says the genie... "You know
how I work. You have
three wishes"
"I'm not falling for this." Says the man.
"I'm not going to trust
an IRS auditor genie."
"What do you have to lose? You've got no
transportation, and it
looks like you're a goner anyway!"
The man thinks about this for a minute, and
decides that the genie
is right. "OK, I wish I were in a lush
oasis with plenty of food and drink."
***POOF***
The cowboy finds himself in the most
beautiful oasis he has ever
seen. And he is surrounded with jugs of
wine and platters of delicacies.
"OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish."
"My second wish is that I were rich beyond
my wildest dreams."
***POOF***
The man finds himself surrounded by
treasure chests filled with
rare gold coins and precious gems.
"OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more
wish. Better make it a
good one!"
After thinking for a few minutes, the man
says.. "I wish that no
matter where I go, beautiful women will
want and need me."
***POOF***
>
He is turned into a tampon.
The moral of the story: If the government
offers you anything,
there's going to be a string attached.
crossing the desert without water.
His horse has already died of thirst. He's
crawling through the sand,
certain that he has breathed his
last, when all of a sudden, he
sees an object sticking out of the sand
several yards ahead of him.
He crawls to the object, pulls it out of
the sand, and discovers
what looks to be an old brief case. He
opens it and out pops a genie.
But this is no ordinary genie.
She is wearing an Internal Revenue Service
ID badge and a dull
gray dress. There's a calculator in her
pocketbook. She has a pencil
tucked behind one ear.
"Well, cowboy," says the genie... "You know
how I work. You have
three wishes"
"I'm not falling for this." Says the man.
"I'm not going to trust
an IRS auditor genie."
"What do you have to lose? You've got no
transportation, and it
looks like you're a goner anyway!"
The man thinks about this for a minute, and
decides that the genie
is right. "OK, I wish I were in a lush
oasis with plenty of food and drink."
***POOF***
The cowboy finds himself in the most
beautiful oasis he has ever
seen. And he is surrounded with jugs of
wine and platters of delicacies.
"OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish."
"My second wish is that I were rich beyond
my wildest dreams."
***POOF***
The man finds himself surrounded by
treasure chests filled with
rare gold coins and precious gems.
"OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more
wish. Better make it a
good one!"
After thinking for a few minutes, the man
says.. "I wish that no
matter where I go, beautiful women will
want and need me."
***POOF***
>
He is turned into a tampon.
The moral of the story: If the government
offers you anything,
there's going to be a string attached.
