I'm going to go D-FENS on somebody, I swear...

RadiomanATL

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First, stuck in a 3 hour traffic jam on the way to work.

Then I get here and the water for the whole farkin' building has been turned off. The toilets are full in the mens restroom, and when you open the door it feels like you've been hit in the face with a sledgehammer. So I decide after the last woman left, I was going to go pee in the women's restroom....but there are floaters in there too!

And the worst part is NO COFFEE!!

Had to order delivery from Caribou Coffee...
 
Do you still have to pee??


Nope. I held my nose and used the woman's bathroom. Less nasty than the men's.

Supposedly the water will be back on shortly, but it has been about 9 hours from what my co-workers told me when I arrived.
 
Hell, just go out behind the woodshed.

I'm 19-20 stories up. There is no woodshed.

Balcony is locked, otherwise I would pee off of it. I've done that before when they actually locked the bathrooms one weekend.

I wonder what the person thought when he/she got a Golden Shower randomly from the sky.. :eusa_eh:

It dissipates pretty quickly from this far up and widely scatters. Plus I did it at 2am. I think there were some cars that got hit though.
 

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