If these headsets could talk...

[Ninja]

Cover me, I'm logging in!

Our keyboard commandos have advanced past page 2.... Enemy mods threatening to lock the thread. We must send in reinforcements before they do!

The enemy has just launched an emoticon bombardment! Take cover!

Commander McGirt, intel has intercepted a PM sent to HotGurl109.

My mousepad is outdated, when will bush give us funding?

Liberal forces, in a typical act of atrocity, initiate mass flame war, violate Geneva Convention.

They're negative repping me!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

*-={End transmission}=-*

 

[lieberalism]

sniff, this is shaping up to be just like the great yahoo chat wars of 1995.

many accounts were banned that year.

the enemy left many cookies on our computers.

sniff, that was the year of the battle of solitaire in which opposing forces used minesweeper as a tool against our childrens.

 

[Ninja]

:sniff: There are no atheists in The Taunting Arena

 

[lieberalism]

i remember the first time i looked another screen name in the eyes. i saw the whites of it's font. and then i clicked "ignore user"

it still haunts me to this day. "thread shock" is what i suffer from.

this war will be won in the text box.

 

[lieberalism]

sniff, president bush isnt funding nortons antivirus, why does he hate the troops

 

[Ninja]

:sniff: bush didnt have a logout strategy

:sniff: bush didnt compile the kernel before he lied us into the flame war

 

[Ninja]

Back when I joined the Keyboard Commandos Special Forces, Democratic Underground was designated Sector Alpha-Niner, Daily Kos was Bravo-Lima-Fiver, Crooks & Liars was Golf-16 and finally, the most dangerous assignment, USMB, was known as Zebra-1.

 

[Ninja]

http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

 

[lieberalism]

sniff, the real heroes of america.

when will liberals understand what is at stake with our childrens?