I heard this idea earlier (burn shit down on the way)--Trump Recognizes Taiwan, Hong Kong, and French Canadian Independence on behalf of the U. S.

Put an embassy in Taiwan and Puerto Rico.

Close all foreign mikitary bases and bring all troops home.

Cut all diplomatic and trade ties with China.

Give Japan IBC nukes and offensive weapons. Give thrm turbo-favorable trade deals. Make Japan the pre-WWII power.

Pardon every motherfucker he can.

Fire the entire IRS Dept of Ed, and EPA and close them down.

Order the ATF to authorize machine gun purchases in violation of the unconstitutional Hughes Amendment.

Order all businesses to lock down.

Cancel all government contracts.

Put Richard Nixon on Mount Rushmore.

ABANDON AND UNDECLARE all federal lands.

Invade Canada. (Because fuck Canada, that's why)

Paint the white house red.

Crash air force one into the Eiffel Tower

AND LEAVE A CORNY SHIT FLOATING IN THE OVAL OFFICE TOILET!!!!
 

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