I Am One With The Forks And The Forks Are With Me!

[whitehall]

Interesting that a license to operate equipment in a construction or warehouse environment is so complicated but a 16 year old kid can work the same machines on a farm without a problem.

Damn, just keep being the condescinging asshole that you are. Yes, I drove tractors when I was 16 in the sticks. Acres of land everywhere. But a fucking forklift in a God Damned warehouse is different. Go fuck yourself, if you can.

It ain't rocket science. You need to get over your penchant for quick outbursts of anger if you want to continue your career lifting pallets for Walmart.

 

[Bob Blaylock]

Cleaning up debris in my work area, this strip of bubble wrap seemed to demand that I engage in this act of random silliness by lining it up and running over it with this 8,800-pound forklift.

 

[Bob Blaylock]

You have to be honest to be a forklift operator.

They make forklifts that you operate while sitting, and they make forklifts that you operate while standing, but there are no forklifts that you can operate while lying.

 

[Remodeling Maidiac]

Bob Blaylock

Fork?
I think you ment spoon...