Humor for the Holidays

[JakeStarkey]

Christmas Carols for the Emotionally Challenged and their Mental Health Professionals

1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are

3. Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants

6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

8. Full Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why

9. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells ...

10. Agoraphobia --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't leave My House

11. Senile Deme ntia --- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My Slippers and Robe

12. Oppositional Defiant Disorder --- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House

 

[JakeStarkey]

 

[TNHarley]

Fakey personality disorder - zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[Pogo]

Christmas Carols for the Emotionally Challenged and their Mental Health Professionals

1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are

3. Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants

6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

8. Full Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why

9. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells ...

10. Agoraphobia --- I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't leave My House

11. Senile Deme ntia --- Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My Slippers and Robe

12. Oppositional Defiant Disorder --- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House

#9 is my favorite.

Number nine..... number nine.... number nine....number nine....number nine....number nine....

 

[Pogo]

Fakey personality disorder - zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Excellent. Somebody has to play the part of Scrooge every year.

Bah humbug motherfucker!

Squattel! Flummery!!

 

[TNHarley]

Fakey personality disorder - zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Excellent. Somebody has to play the part of Scrooge every year.

Bah humbug motherfucker!

Squattel! Flummery!!

You lost me lol

 

[martybegan]

Sociopath: Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, or somebody's foot roasting on an open fire, I don't really care or notice the difference.