How to tell you are a female without being a Biologist

Flash

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Since the Moon Bats don't seem to understand what a female is I have provided a short quiz to help them out:


1. Are you always cold?

2. Has a human ever popped out of you?

3. Have you ever decorated a bed with six or more pillows?

4. Can you tell the difference between cream white and rustic farmhouse white?

5. Have you run into a curb in the past 24 hours? Be honest, CAROL.

6. DO YOU BLEED? Like, for an extended period of time at regular intervals?

7. Does it take you over three hours to decide what you want to eat?

8. Are you currently a member of at least three pyramid schemes?

9. Do you find simple movie plots hard to follow?

10. Do you frequently describe your emotional state as "fine" when you are not in fact fine?

11. Is your Starbucks drink order anything other than black coffee?

12. Do you have two X chromosomes?

Tally up your number of "Yes" answers and consult this chart:

0-2: There's a small chance you're a dude, bro.

3-5: We're getting some real feminine vibes here.

6-8: Starting to look kinda likely that you're probably a woman.

9-11: Definitely a woman.

12: You are the final boss of women. Congrats!


(thank you Babylon Bee)
 
13. Always late to every event or social function.

14. Take at least 1 hour to pick out which clothes to wear.

15. Have you ever cried in front of a cop to get out of a ticket.

16. Bought something you didn't need just because it was On Sale

17. Closet full of clothes 100 pair of shoes complain nothing to wear
 
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Just think, if you a Lefty you probably have to consult with a biologist to see if they person you want to ask out on a date is a woman.
 
Ah...the misogynists have arrived.
Yes the misogynists have arrived............but it's not what you think.

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You stupid uneducated confused Libtards need a Biologist to tell you if a person is a woman or not so just shut the fuck up.
I guess I am going to have to have the next woman I boink checked by a biologist lest I become a fag. I certainly would not trust a SCOTUS candidate to verify that.
 
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I guess I am going to have to have the next woman I boink checked by a biologist lest I become a fag. I certainly would not trust a SCOTUS candidate to verify that.
Since the stupid bitch has two children we know that she has been fucked at lease twice by a male. You would have thought that during the sex act she would have discovered the difference and wouldn't need a Biologist to tell her.
 
Since the stupid bitch has two children we know that she has been fucked at leased twice by a male. You would have thought that during the sex act she would have discovered the difference and wouldn't need a Biologist to tell her.
You'd think, eh? But then she's not among the brightest demographic in America, or anywhere else for that matter.
 
Real men can smell real women. Real women can smell real men. It's instinct really.
 
Just think how fucked up the Biden administration is.

Ole Potatohead appointed a stupid bitch that can't tell the difference between a male or female without the input from a Biologists to the Supreme Court.

This is what happens when we allow Democrats to steal an election.
 
5. Have you run into a curb in the past 24 hours? Be honest, CAROL.


Those are curb checks, Flash. I need to make sure the curbs are there and doing what they are supposed to. I'm pretty sure that Carol will tell you the same.
 

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