How to poison your whole family in 3 easy steps.

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Rural King has a "Fire Ring" on sale for ONLY $49.00!

It's galvanized.

Step 1=put this piece of shit together.

Step2=light a fire inside of it.

Step3= watch the green faeries dance up from the hot galvanized steel and give everyone heavy metals poisoning.

Keep some milk on hand. You are going to need it.

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I knew it was safer to burn tires. ;)
 
Rural King has a "Fire Ring" on sale for ONLY $49.00!

It's galvanized.

Step 1=put this piece of shit together.

Step2=light a fire inside of it.

Step3= watch the green faeries dance up from the hot galvanized steel and give everyone heavy metals poisoning.

Keep some milk on hand. You are going to need it.

2764599e5f77b6fe2e6eed3d96c1d7ee4ba20419_32150001.jpg


I knew it was safer to burn tires. ;)
Isn't your trailer made of that same metal?
 
Rural King has a "Fire Ring" on sale for ONLY $49.00!

It's galvanized.

Step 1=put this piece of shit together.

Step2=light a fire inside of it.

Step3= watch the green faeries dance up from the hot galvanized steel and give everyone heavy metals poisoning.

Keep some milk on hand. You are going to need it.

2764599e5f77b6fe2e6eed3d96c1d7ee4ba20419_32150001.jpg


I knew it was safer to burn tires. ;)

As long as you give it a good pre burn it'll be fine.
But even at $50 bucks it's not worth it. It's way too thin to last especially after you burn off the galvanize.
 
50 gal steel drum is what we used. They were used to ship orange juice. Cut it down to about a third poke some holes near the bottom put in some firewood and a makeshift grill on top. Keep warm out in the groves at night plus you can set a coffee pot on it.
 
Rural King has a "Fire Ring" on sale for ONLY $49.00!

It's galvanized.

Step 1=put this piece of shit together.

Step2=light a fire inside of it.

Step3= watch the green faeries dance up from the hot galvanized steel and give everyone heavy metals poisoning.

Keep some milk on hand. You are going to need it.

2764599e5f77b6fe2e6eed3d96c1d7ee4ba20419_32150001.jpg


I knew it was safer to burn tires. ;)
The Rural King dopes should have made it out of 1/8" thick pine wood & sold it for $9.98 as a "use once & don't even have to throw it away" model! It would take a bagless vacuum to outdo this one!
 
Rural King has a "Fire Ring" on sale for ONLY $49.00!

It's galvanized.

Step 1=put this piece of shit together.

Step2=light a fire inside of it.

Step3= watch the green faeries dance up from the hot galvanized steel and give everyone heavy metals poisoning.

Keep some milk on hand. You are going to need it.

2764599e5f77b6fe2e6eed3d96c1d7ee4ba20419_32150001.jpg


I knew it was safer to burn tires. ;)


Should have listened to my teachers and gone into law. I'd be a freeking billionaire by now.
 

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