How to Mock an Atheist like Colin Norris

[frigidweirdo]

Tell them this -
Look in a mirror and say, 'Nothing intelligent created me'.

So what you're telling me Colin norris is this -
Nothing intelligent created you.

Understood.
Got it.

Left Wingers are angry, irrational and immature.
They are people who never acheived mental adulthood.

And your statement is what? Intelligent, rational and mature? Er.....

flips the tables and places an atheist in a funny tailspin, doesn't it.
just being Socratic.

Not Socratic......stupid
Why would an atheist think he was created by magic?

you're afraid to stay on topic -
an atheist must admit 'nothing intelligent created me'.
funny stuff. magic or non-magic.

Of course they admit that
They find the idea of a magic man creating all life to be silly

what is beyond stupid, is atheists believe some non-conscious force created consciousness.
right

OK
Who created your conscious force?

the creator

Not an answer
Where did he come from?

More magic?

If nothing can appear out of nothing, then where did God come from?

 

[rightwinger]

Tell them this -
Look in a mirror and say, 'Nothing intelligent created me'.

So what you're telling me Colin norris is this -
Nothing intelligent created you.

Understood.
Got it.

Left Wingers are angry, irrational and immature.
They are people who never acheived mental adulthood.

And your statement is what? Intelligent, rational and mature? Er.....

flips the tables and places an atheist in a funny tailspin, doesn't it.
just being Socratic.

Not Socratic......stupid
Why would an atheist think he was created by magic?

you're afraid to stay on topic -
an atheist must admit 'nothing intelligent created me'.
funny stuff. magic or non-magic.

Of course they admit that
They find the idea of a magic man creating all life to be silly

what is beyond stupid, is atheists believe some non-conscious force created consciousness.
right

OK
Who created your conscious force?

the creator

Not an answer
Where did he come from?

More magic?

not an answer you are able to deal with
if you're that dense, i'm not the one to pull teeth

your logic......Life cannot start without a creator
But a creator just is

 

[frigidweirdo]

Tell them this -
Look in a mirror and say, 'Nothing intelligent created me'.

So what you're telling me Colin norris is this -
Nothing intelligent created you.

Understood.
Got it.

Left Wingers are angry, irrational and immature.
They are people who never acheived mental adulthood.

And your statement is what? Intelligent, rational and mature? Er.....

flips the tables and places an atheist in a funny tailspin, doesn't it.
just being Socratic.

Not Socratic......stupid
Why would an atheist think he was created by magic?

you're afraid to stay on topic -
an atheist must admit 'nothing intelligent created me'.
funny stuff. magic or non-magic.

Of course they admit that
They find the idea of a magic man creating all life to be silly

what is beyond stupid, is atheists believe some non-conscious force created consciousness.
right

OK
Who created your conscious force?

the creator

Not an answer
Where did he come from?

More magic?

not an answer you are able to deal with
if you're that dense, i'm not the one to pull teeth

your logic......Life cannot start without a creator
But a creator just is

Amazing isn't it?

Makes no sense whatsoever.

And yet, all it takes is "belief", making stuff up to fit the narrative.

 

[Infallible Arbiter]

Tell them this -
Look in a mirror and say, 'Nothing intelligent created me'.

So what you're telling me Colin norris is this -
Nothing intelligent created you.

Understood.
Got it.

Left Wingers are angry, irrational and immature.
They are people who never acheived mental adulthood.

And your statement is what? Intelligent, rational and mature? Er.....

flips the tables and places an atheist in a funny tailspin, doesn't it.
just being Socratic.

Not Socratic......stupid
Why would an atheist think he was created by magic?

you're afraid to stay on topic -
an atheist must admit 'nothing intelligent created me'.
funny stuff. magic or non-magic.

Of course they admit that
They find the idea of a magic man creating all life to be silly

what is beyond stupid, is atheists believe some non-conscious force created consciousness.
right

OK
Who created your conscious force?

the creator

Not an answer
Where did he come from?

More magic?

If nothing can appear out of nothing, then where did God come from?

your brain assumes God is nothing

 

[Infallible Arbiter]

Tell them this -
Look in a mirror and say, 'Nothing intelligent created me'.

So what you're telling me Colin norris is this -
Nothing intelligent created you.

Understood.
Got it.

Left Wingers are angry, irrational and immature.
They are people who never acheived mental adulthood.

And your statement is what? Intelligent, rational and mature? Er.....

flips the tables and places an atheist in a funny tailspin, doesn't it.
just being Socratic.

Not Socratic......stupid
Why would an atheist think he was created by magic?

you're afraid to stay on topic -
an atheist must admit 'nothing intelligent created me'.
funny stuff. magic or non-magic.

Of course they admit that
They find the idea of a magic man creating all life to be silly

what is beyond stupid, is atheists believe some non-conscious force created consciousness.
right

OK
Who created your conscious force?

the creator

Not an answer
Where did he come from?

More magic?

not an answer you are able to deal with
if you're that dense, i'm not the one to pull teeth

your logic......Life cannot start without a creator
But a creator just is

Amazing isn't it?

Makes no sense whatsoever.

And yet, all it takes is "belief", making stuff up to fit the narrative.

hmm, atheists never make stuff up?
right.
unbelief is not nonbelief.

 

[ding]

Tell them this -
Look in a mirror and say, 'Nothing intelligent created me'.

So what you're telling me Colin norris is this -
Nothing intelligent created you.

Understood.
Got it.

Left Wingers are angry, irrational and immature.
They are people who never acheived mental adulthood.

And your statement is what? Intelligent, rational and mature? Er.....

flips the tables and places an atheist in a funny tailspin, doesn't it.
just being Socratic.

Not Socratic......stupid
Why would an atheist think he was created by magic?

you're afraid to stay on topic -
an atheist must admit 'nothing intelligent created me'.
funny stuff. magic or non-magic.

Of course they admit that
They find the idea of a magic man creating all life to be silly

what is beyond stupid, is atheists believe some non-conscious force created consciousness.
right

OK
Who created your conscious force?

the creator

Not an answer
Where did he come from?

More magic?

If nothing can appear out of nothing, then where did God come from?

The only solution to the first cause conundrum is some "thing" - which in reality is no thing at all - which is eternal and unchanging.

This we know to be God. That mind has ALWAYS existed as the source or matrix of the material world. It is Mind that has composed a physical universe that breeds life, and so eventually evolves creatures that know and create. This is a life‑breeding universe because the constant presence of mind made it so and imbued His creation with His attributes.

 

[frigidweirdo]

Tell them this -
Look in a mirror and say, 'Nothing intelligent created me'.

So what you're telling me Colin norris is this -
Nothing intelligent created you.

Understood.
Got it.

Left Wingers are angry, irrational and immature.
They are people who never acheived mental adulthood.

And your statement is what? Intelligent, rational and mature? Er.....

flips the tables and places an atheist in a funny tailspin, doesn't it.
just being Socratic.

Not Socratic......stupid
Why would an atheist think he was created by magic?

you're afraid to stay on topic -
an atheist must admit 'nothing intelligent created me'.
funny stuff. magic or non-magic.

Of course they admit that
They find the idea of a magic man creating all life to be silly

what is beyond stupid, is atheists believe some non-conscious force created consciousness.
right

OK
Who created your conscious force?

the creator

Not an answer
Where did he come from?

More magic?

If nothing can appear out of nothing, then where did God come from?

your brain assumes God is nothing

You didn't answer my question.

 

[frigidweirdo]

Tell them this -
Look in a mirror and say, 'Nothing intelligent created me'.

So what you're telling me Colin norris is this -
Nothing intelligent created you.

Understood.
Got it.

Left Wingers are angry, irrational and immature.
They are people who never acheived mental adulthood.

And your statement is what? Intelligent, rational and mature? Er.....

flips the tables and places an atheist in a funny tailspin, doesn't it.
just being Socratic.

Not Socratic......stupid
Why would an atheist think he was created by magic?

you're afraid to stay on topic -
an atheist must admit 'nothing intelligent created me'.
funny stuff. magic or non-magic.

Of course they admit that
They find the idea of a magic man creating all life to be silly

what is beyond stupid, is atheists believe some non-conscious force created consciousness.
right

OK
Who created your conscious force?

the creator

Not an answer
Where did he come from?

More magic?

not an answer you are able to deal with
if you're that dense, i'm not the one to pull teeth

your logic......Life cannot start without a creator
But a creator just is

Amazing isn't it?

Makes no sense whatsoever.

And yet, all it takes is "belief", making stuff up to fit the narrative.

hmm, atheists never make stuff up?
right.
unbelief is not nonbelief.

Atheists are the same as believers. Atheists BELIEVE God doesn't exist.

Believing is making stuff up.

But that doesn't mean that people who say God has to exist because nothing can appear out of nothing, then tell you God appears out of nothing are logical.

 

[Infallible Arbiter]

Tell them this -
Look in a mirror and say, 'Nothing intelligent created me'.

So what you're telling me Colin norris is this -
Nothing intelligent created you.

Understood.
Got it.

Left Wingers are angry, irrational and immature.
They are people who never acheived mental adulthood.

And your statement is what? Intelligent, rational and mature? Er.....

flips the tables and places an atheist in a funny tailspin, doesn't it.
just being Socratic.

Not Socratic......stupid
Why would an atheist think he was created by magic?

you're afraid to stay on topic -
an atheist must admit 'nothing intelligent created me'.
funny stuff. magic or non-magic.

Of course they admit that
They find the idea of a magic man creating all life to be silly

what is beyond stupid, is atheists believe some non-conscious force created consciousness.
right

OK
Who created your conscious force?

the creator

Not an answer
Where did he come from?

More magic?

not an answer you are able to deal with
if you're that dense, i'm not the one to pull teeth

your logic......Life cannot start without a creator
But a creator just is

Amazing isn't it?

Makes no sense whatsoever.

And yet, all it takes is "belief", making stuff up to fit the narrative.

hmm, atheists never make stuff up?
right.
unbelief is not nonbelief.

Atheists are the same as believers. Atheists BELIEVE God doesn't exist.

Believing is making stuff up.

But that doesn't mean that people who say God has to exist because nothing can appear out of nothing, then tell you God appears out of nothing are logical.

correct, atheists believe nothing intelligent created them.
imagine that

 

[frigidweirdo]

Tell them this -
Look in a mirror and say, 'Nothing intelligent created me'.

So what you're telling me Colin norris is this -
Nothing intelligent created you.

Understood.
Got it.

Left Wingers are angry, irrational and immature.
They are people who never acheived mental adulthood.

And your statement is what? Intelligent, rational and mature? Er.....

flips the tables and places an atheist in a funny tailspin, doesn't it.
just being Socratic.

Not Socratic......stupid
Why would an atheist think he was created by magic?

you're afraid to stay on topic -
an atheist must admit 'nothing intelligent created me'.
funny stuff. magic or non-magic.

Of course they admit that
They find the idea of a magic man creating all life to be silly

what is beyond stupid, is atheists believe some non-conscious force created consciousness.
right

OK
Who created your conscious force?

the creator

Not an answer
Where did he come from?

More magic?

not an answer you are able to deal with
if you're that dense, i'm not the one to pull teeth

your logic......Life cannot start without a creator
But a creator just is

Amazing isn't it?

Makes no sense whatsoever.

And yet, all it takes is "belief", making stuff up to fit the narrative.

hmm, atheists never make stuff up?
right.
unbelief is not nonbelief.

Atheists are the same as believers. Atheists BELIEVE God doesn't exist.

Believing is making stuff up.

But that doesn't mean that people who say God has to exist because nothing can appear out of nothing, then tell you God appears out of nothing are logical.

correct, atheists believe nothing intelligent created them.
imagine that

And if something intelligent created the universe, then what created this creator?

At what point was something there that either A) has always existed or B) wasn't created by something intelligent?

 

[Astrostar]

Tell them this -
Look in a mirror and say, 'Nothing intelligent created me'.

So what you're telling me Colin norris is this -
Nothing intelligent created you.

Understood.
Got it.

Keep trying to sell your religious b.s. Maybe some poor, uneducated Trump Cultist will buy it. Bigly!!!

 

[Infallible Arbiter]

Tell them this -
Look in a mirror and say, 'Nothing intelligent created me'.

So what you're telling me Colin norris is this -
Nothing intelligent created you.

Understood.
Got it.

Keep trying to sell your religious b.s. Maybe some poor, uneducated Trump Cultist will buy it. Bigly!!!

fun to watch how hostile atheists become, maybe your buddy biden can help you sort it out.
you might start with the first law of thermodynamics - atheists can't seem to deal with it.

that's entertainment!

 

[rightwinger]

correct, atheists believe nothing intelligent created them.
imagine that

Of course we believe that

Why don’t you show me that super secret intelligent being and maybe I could believe you

 

[rightwinger]

you might start with the first law of thermodynamics - atheists can't seem to deal with it.

Atheists have no problem with it

It is you who are applying mystical properties to it

 

[Hollie]

Tell them this -
Look in a mirror and say, 'Nothing intelligent created me'.

So what you're telling me Colin norris is this -
Nothing intelligent created you.

Understood.
Got it.

Keep trying to sell your religious b.s. Maybe some poor, uneducated Trump Cultist will buy it. Bigly!!!

fun to watch how hostile atheists become, maybe your buddy biden can help you sort it out.
you might start with the first law of thermodynamics - atheists can't seem to deal with it.

that's entertainment!

What does the first law of thermodynamics have in connection with your gods?

 

[Hollie]

Tell them this -
Look in a mirror and say, 'Nothing intelligent created me'.

So what you're telling me Colin norris is this -
Nothing intelligent created you.

Understood.
Got it.

Left Wingers are angry, irrational and immature.
They are people who never acheived mental adulthood.

And your statement is what? Intelligent, rational and mature? Er.....

flips the tables and places an atheist in a funny tailspin, doesn't it.
just being Socratic.

Not Socratic......stupid
Why would an atheist think he was created by magic?

you're afraid to stay on topic -
an atheist must admit 'nothing intelligent created me'.
funny stuff. magic or non-magic.

Of course they admit that
They find the idea of a magic man creating all life to be silly

what is beyond stupid, is atheists believe some non-conscious force created consciousness.
right

OK
Who created your conscious force?

the creator

Not an answer
Where did he come from?

More magic?

not an answer you are able to deal with
if you're that dense, i'm not the one to pull teeth

your logic......Life cannot start without a creator
But a creator just is

Amazing isn't it?

Makes no sense whatsoever.

And yet, all it takes is "belief", making stuff up to fit the narrative.

hmm, atheists never make stuff up?
right.
unbelief is not nonbelief.

Atheists are the same as believers. Atheists BELIEVE God doesn't exist.

Believing is making stuff up.

But that doesn't mean that people who say God has to exist because nothing can appear out of nothing, then tell you God appears out of nothing are logical.

correct, atheists believe nothing intelligent created them.
imagine that

Yes. Imagine that. There is nothing you have offered (aside from hurling your gods around), to suggest that gods are a requirement for intelligence to arise from nature. It seems your gods, devils, angels, demons, spirits, etc., were busy with their petty feuds so naturalism managed to proliferate.

 

[Infallible Arbiter]

correct, atheists believe nothing intelligent created them.
imagine that

Of course we believe that

Why don’t you show me that super secret intelligent being and maybe I could believe you

when you figure out the reason everything is happening for a reason, then you'll know.

 

[Infallible Arbiter]

Tell them this -
Look in a mirror and say, 'Nothing intelligent created me'.

So what you're telling me Colin norris is this -
Nothing intelligent created you.

Understood.
Got it.

Keep trying to sell your religious b.s. Maybe some poor, uneducated Trump Cultist will buy it. Bigly!!!

fun to watch how hostile atheists become, maybe your buddy biden can help you sort it out.
you might start with the first law of thermodynamics - atheists can't seem to deal with it.

that's entertainment!

What does the first law of thermodynamics have in connection with your gods?

Jesus rules the first law of thermodynamics.
simple stuff for those metaphysically illuminated

 

[Hollie]

Tell them this -
Look in a mirror and say, 'Nothing intelligent created me'.

So what you're telling me Colin norris is this -
Nothing intelligent created you.

Understood.
Got it.

Keep trying to sell your religious b.s. Maybe some poor, uneducated Trump Cultist will buy it. Bigly!!!

fun to watch how hostile atheists become, maybe your buddy biden can help you sort it out.
you might start with the first law of thermodynamics - atheists can't seem to deal with it.

that's entertainment!

What does the first law of thermodynamics have in connection with your gods?

Jesus rules the first law of thermodynamics.
simple stuff for those metaphysically illuminated

Well, that's interesting. Rumor has it that Jesus was a carpenter. He took night classes?

Metaphysics comes in three main flavors: philosophical systems, ideologies and religions. In their theologies. religions attempt to create philosophical structures. You might have noticed that science is not included in metaphysics. This should help you understand that metaphysics is aligned with the development of competing philosophical or religious perspectives, not science investigation. The plethora of manmade gods and the mutually incompatible forms of worship, the various humans and animals available to be offered in sacrifice to worship to those gods should give you a clue as to some elements that differentiate metaphysics from science.

 

[Infallible Arbiter]

Tell them this -
Look in a mirror and say, 'Nothing intelligent created me'.

So what you're telling me Colin norris is this -
Nothing intelligent created you.

Understood.
Got it.

Keep trying to sell your religious b.s. Maybe some poor, uneducated Trump Cultist will buy it. Bigly!!!

fun to watch how hostile atheists become, maybe your buddy biden can help you sort it out.
you might start with the first law of thermodynamics - atheists can't seem to deal with it.

that's entertainment!

What does the first law of thermodynamics have in connection with your gods?

Jesus rules the first law of thermodynamics.
simple stuff for those metaphysically illuminated

Well, that's interesting. Rumor has it that Jesus was a carpenter. He took night classes?

Metaphysics comes in three main flavors: philosophical systems, ideologies and religions. In their theologies. religions attempt to create philosophical structures. You might have noticed that science is not included in metaphysics. This should help you understand that metaphysics is aligned with the development of competing philosophical or religious perspectives, not science investigation. The plethora of manmade gods and the mutually incompatible forms of worship, the various humans and animals available to be offered in sacrifice to worship to those gods should give you a clue as to some elements that differentiate metaphysics from science.

you're in a deeply vague vacuum with no context.
feel free to elaborate on the First Law of Thermodynamics at any time.
Then top it off by explaining where consciousness and ethics came from.
Oh, and if you really wanna get into it, tell us of the reason everything is happening for a reason and who controls cause and effect.