How to have an orgy during a Pandemic

[Votto]

Pennsylvania Health Department Issues COVID “Orgy Regulations”: Wear a Face Covering, Avoid Kissing, Wash Hands Often - News Punch

Thanks to bureaucrats in the state of Pennsylvania, we now have a official state guidelines to have access to safe orgies during the Pandemic.

• Limit the number of partners.
• Try to identify a consistent sex partner.
• Wear a face covering, avoid kissing, and do not touch your eyes, nose, or mouth with unwashed hands.
• Wash your hands with soap and water often, and especially before and after sex. If soap and water are not available use an alcohol-based hand sanitizer.
• If you usually meet your sex partners online, consider taking a break from in-person dates. Video dates, sexting, subscription-based fan platforms, or chat rooms may be options for you.

Protect yourself and your partners from COVID-19 during sex.

• Avoid kissing. Kissing can easily pass the virus.
• Wear a face covering or mask.
  During COVID-19, wearing a face covering that covers your nose and mouth is a good way to add a layer of protection during sex with those outside your household.

But as for churches and schools, those need to remain closed for obvious reasons

 

[Votto]

And here is who leads the charge at the Pennsylvania Health Department.

Not sure exactly what to call that gender or species, but trying to not look at it at the same time.

 

[Jimmy_Chitwood]

And here is who leads the charge at the Pennsylvania Health Department.

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Not sure exactly what to call that gender or species, but trying to not look at it at the same time.

Looks like larsky.

 

[daveman]

 

[Moonglow]

What does this have to do with politics?

 

[Dogbiscuit]

And here is who leads the charge at the Pennsylvania Health Department.

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Not sure exactly what to call that gender or species, but trying to not look at it at the same time.

I miss you mommy

 

[fncceo]

Wear masks ...

 

[Votto]

What does this have to do with politics?

Today, everything has to do with politics it seems. That's what a Leftist society becomes.

But even though government officials are telling YOU not to go to church or school, but yet tell you how to have safe orgies befuddles you as to what this has to do with politics and the insanity of it all therein. That is perhaps the funniest thing on this thread so far.