How to Explain Climate Change to Neanderthals

[woz75]

How To Explain Climate Change To A Neanderthal


There...a severely DUMBED down explanation for the slower folks who just can't seem to grasp the concept

 

[jc456]

How To Explain Climate Change To A Neanderthal


There...a severely DUMBED down explanation for the slower folks who just can't seem to grasp the concept

huh? I don't understand this OP

 

[SassyIrishLass]

Change the title to "How To Sell A Fairy Tale To Sane Individuals"

 

[TNHarley]

"Climate Change For Dummies
With so few Americans understanding what climate change is, how it’s man-made"---
That's where I stopped reading.
What a dumbass way to start off an article

 

[jc456]

I'm not a neanderthal, I'm homo sapien. I don't get why someone would want to educate a being no longer around.

That is so neanderthalish. maybe it's connected to libturdness.

 

[TNHarley]

This needs to be in the humor section.
"climate change is man made"
LMAO
Yea, so was the Mesozoic time period..

 

[Two Thumbs]

Well one way to explain it is to make predictions and when they come true, point out that you called it.

But when the predictions fail, as they all have, have the maturity to admit you were wrong and are to fucking dumb to know when to quit and not say you need more money so you can be right next time.

 

[mamooth]

As a public service, let me help explain to the dimwit denier cult dimwits what "the science is settled" means.

Think of science as putting together a jigsaw puzzle from the middle outwards.

You build on the puzzle by adding pieces to the periphery.

Gradually, piece by piece, the center grows. That's the settled science.

Sometimes you think a new piece on the periphery might fit. Then you find it doesn't. That in know way changes that the pieces in the middle are locked together. Again, that's the settled science.

 

[SassyIrishLass]

Well one way to explain it is to make predictions and when they come true, point out that you called it.

But when the predictions fail, as they all have, have the maturity to admit you were wrong and are to fucking dumb to know when to quit and not say you need more money so you can be right next time.

Getting caught fudging data doesn't help either.

 

[SassyIrishLass]

As a public service, let me help explain to the dimwit denier cult dimwits what "the science is settled" means.

Think of science as putting together a jigsaw puzzle from the middle outwards.

You build on the puzzle by adding pieces to the periphery.

Gradually, piece by piece, the center grows. That's the settled science.

Sometimes you think a new piece on the periphery might fit. Then you find it doesn't. That in know way changes that the pieces in the middle are locked together. Again, that's the settled science.

Blah, blah, blah none of the doomsday predictions have came to pass and they got caught fudging data. Only a complete fool is buying this globulll warming nonsense

 

[jc456]

As a public service, let me help explain to the dimwit denier cult dimwits what "the science is settled" means.

Think of science as putting together a jigsaw puzzle from the middle outwards.

You build on the puzzle by adding pieces to the periphery.

Gradually, piece by piece, the center grows. That's the settled science.

Sometimes you think a new piece on the periphery might fit. Then you find it doesn't. That in know way changes that the pieces in the middle are locked together. Again, that's the settled science.

huh?

 

[Arianrhod]

I'm not a neanderthal, I'm homo sapien. I don't get why someone would want to educate a being no longer around.

Homo sapiens neanderthalis, as the name might suggest, was also a member of homo sapiens and, if your ancestry is European, there's a possibility that your genome contains Neanderthal DNA.

 

[saveliberty]

Another science fail, find me a Neanderthal that is living...

Climate change is the planet on a long term heating or cooling cycle.

Claiming it is manmade is just bad science.

 

[mamooth]

But when the predictions fail, as they all have,

The predictions -- the real predictions, as opposed to the big lies deniers try to pass off as predictions -- have been very good. And all the scientists know that. Hence, all scientists also know that deniers are lying their asses off and faking everything, which is why deniers are simply ignored now.

Remember, you deniers aren't ignored by the whole world because of a socialist conspiracy. You're ignored because you're idiot cultists who lie about everything. You can rave on message boards that the whole world is part of a cult and you're the only normal people, but the world still correctly thinks of you as pathologically dishonest frauds. So, I suggest you learn to enjoy your status as world laughingstocks, losers. After all, you've all worked so hard to earn it.

 

[saveliberty]

Your model has not yielded accurate predictions. Faithers are the real deniers.

 

[Arianrhod]

Another science fail, find me a Neanderthal that is living...

Are you white? You're likely to have 1-4% Neanderthal DNA.

So then the question becomes, Are you living?

 

[jc456]

I'm not a neanderthal, I'm homo sapien. I don't get why someone would want to educate a being no longer around.

Homo sapiens neanderthalis, as the name might suggest, was also a member of homo sapiens and, if your ancestry is European, there's a possibility that your genome contains Neanderthal DNA.

are you claiming neanderthals are walking around?

BTW, Geico commercials don't count.

 

[Two Thumbs]

But when the predictions fail, as they all have,

The predictions -- the real predictions, as opposed to the big lies deniers try to pass off as predictions -- have been very good. And all the scientists know that. Hence, all scientists also know that deniers are lying their asses off and faking everything, which is why deniers are simply ignored now.

Remember, you deniers aren't ignored by the whole world because of a socialist conspiracy. You're ignored because you're dishonest cultists. You can rave on message boards that the whole world is part of a cult and you're the only normal people, but the world still correctly thinks of you as pathologically dishonest frauds. So, I suggest you learn to enjoy your status as world laughingstocks, losers. After all, you've all worked so hard to earn it.

claimd NYC would flood on a regular basis
claimed cat-5 hurricanes would be common
arctic ice would be gone (ok, that was gore, but no one corrected him)
polar bears extinct, more now than ever
horrible storms
desertification
blah blah blah

throw out 1000 predictions and get 10 right is not spiking the ball, it's getting lucky

 

[saveliberty]

Another science fail, find me a Neanderthal that is living...

Are you white? You're likely to have 1-4% Neanderthal DNA.

So then the question becomes, Are you living?

Careful, you're about 70% moron.

 

[daws101]

This thread points up a critical fact ,ignorant people will band together to defend their shared ignorance.