Historians Discover Document From 1776 That Removes All Mandates And Restrictions

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Historians Discover Document From 1776 That Removes All Mandates And Restrictions​

Historians Discover Document From 1776 That Removes All Mandates And Restrictions

PHILADELPHIA—Researchers with Independence National Historic Park have located an ancient document they say renders all national mandates and restrictions void. The document, dating to 1776, is being referred to as ‘The Declaration of Independence’ by park historians who allege it details the...

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PHILADELPHIA—Researchers with Independence National Historic Park have located an ancient document they say renders all national mandates and restrictions void. The document, dating to 1776, is being referred to as ‘The Declaration of Independence’ by park historians who allege it details the existence of unalienable rights and that governments derive their power from the consent of the governed. Sources indicate the document was found in the park archives, allegedly buried under a stack of Benjamin Franklin’s raunchy poems.
“We don’t usually go near those,” said historian Clay Garrett regarding Franklin’s forbidden writings. “I was definitely not reading them when I found the crumpled-up parchment that later turned out to be our nation’s Declaration of Independence."
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White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki said of the document, “The president is just working to tear down our nation’s values and unite us all under a one-world government to protect us from a virus with a high probability of survival. That doesn’t make him a tyrant. He’s not even British.”


Commentary:
Hey! It’s the Bee! They are pretending someone just now discovered the Declaration of Independence. It’s an insulting slap in the face to Joey Robinette Biden and his gang of impostors. Have you ever met someone who was too dense to be insulted?
Will the President, without any sense of irony, bring in the cast of Hamilton to sing against it?

 

[gtopa1]

If only it mandated Cricket instead of Rounders...er...Baseball as the National Sport.

Greg

 

[frigidweirdo]

Historians Discover Document From 1776 That Removes All Mandates And Restrictions​

Historians Discover Document From 1776 That Removes All Mandates And Restrictions

PHILADELPHIA—Researchers with Independence National Historic Park have located an ancient document they say renders all national mandates and restrictions void. The document, dating to 1776, is being referred to as ‘The Declaration of Independence’ by park historians who allege it details the...

babylonbee.com

PHILADELPHIA—Researchers with Independence National Historic Park have located an ancient document they say renders all national mandates and restrictions void. The document, dating to 1776, is being referred to as ‘The Declaration of Independence’ by park historians who allege it details the existence of unalienable rights and that governments derive their power from the consent of the governed. Sources indicate the document was found in the park archives, allegedly buried under a stack of Benjamin Franklin’s raunchy poems.
“We don’t usually go near those,” said historian Clay Garrett regarding Franklin’s forbidden writings. “I was definitely not reading them when I found the crumpled-up parchment that later turned out to be our nation’s Declaration of Independence."
~Snip~
White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki said of the document, “The president is just working to tear down our nation’s values and unite us all under a one-world government to protect us from a virus with a high probability of survival. That doesn’t make him a tyrant. He’s not even British.”


Commentary:
Hey! It’s the Bee! They are pretending someone just now discovered the Declaration of Independence. It’s an insulting slap in the face to Joey Robinette Biden and his gang of impostors. Have you ever met someone who was too dense to be insulted?
Will the President, without any sense of irony, bring in the cast of Hamilton to sing against it?

Well... the Constitution still exists. So, this document isn't valid law.

 

[lennypartiv]

The OP has it right. Obviously our Founding Fathers were anti-government.

 

[sparky]

~S~