Hillbilly Hillary

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Forget listening to her. I'll go mad when she raises the minimum wage to $500 a hour, sells the U.S. to the EU for a million or so, and uses the money to buy a strap-on. :D



Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House.

The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Washington says, "Never tell a lie,"

Ouch! Says Hillary, I don't know about that.

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Jefferson says, "Listen to the people,"

Ho! I really don't want to do that.

On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."
 
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Can you imagine having to listen to her for the next 4, possibly 8 years? I will go FUCKING MAD. :eusa_sick:
Now you know how Bill feels

Imagine waking up every morning next to her?

Now THAT would be torture if they did that to the terrorists
 

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