Hillary's First TV Ad

[DarkFury]

Damn it Bill, when you coming home? Shit, tapes rolling.

Now folks, America we need a drug program. Drugs are just to damn high.

Now some of you might be thinking of voting for that Sanders fella.

I hear tell he's a Yankee who bites pillows if you know what I mean.

As you know I am well respected by BOTH the Obama's

And I support gun control. I get one and you don't.

And Arkansas has a strong civil rights history.

My family loves the White House and it's servants.

I have already offered Moochie a job.

And I can still tip a jug with one hand.

So you vote for me hear!

Back to the White House! Flush toilets and pages YEAH!

 

[Vigilante]

I imagine this one can't be too far away for the Republican's....

 

[Hossfly]

Hitlery's first ad will probably be for Life Alert.

 

[boedicca]

That's really an insult to Irene Ryan!

 

[DarkFury]

Hitlery's first ad will probably be for Life Alert.

Or Attends!