Hi i'm from the north of England between Manchester & Liverpool.

[Persistence Of Memory]

Sadly will never visit US because of your gun death epidemic, death penalty & crazy prison sentences.
In the UK a 'Life' sentence is around 12 years!

So where do I hang my hat?

Welcome to the site, Oz. And please TRY to remember MY #1 rule for this site. No matter WHAT you do or WHAT you post, have FUN! That's THE most important thing, IMHO.

Ditto. And I like to make people laugh and have them make me laugh.

If someone takes these chatboards seriously, you ain't right in the head.

 

[Oz and the Orchestra]

Sadly will never visit US because of your gun death epidemic, death penalty & crazy prison sentences.
In the UK a 'Life' sentence is around 12 years!

So where do I hang my hat?

Welcome to the site, Oz. And please TRY to remember MY #1 rule for this site. No matter WHAT you do or WHAT you post, have FUN! That's THE most important thing, IMHO.

Ditto. And I like to make people laugh and have them make me laugh.

If someone takes these chatboards seriously, you ain't right in the head.

Sorry mate - think humour comes on a seperate thread!

 

[Persistence Of Memory]

Sadly will never visit US because of your gun death epidemic, death penalty & crazy prison sentences.
In the UK a 'Life' sentence is around 12 years!

So where do I hang my hat?

Welcome to the site, Oz. And please TRY to remember MY #1 rule for this site. No matter WHAT you do or WHAT you post, have FUN! That's THE most important thing, IMHO.

Ditto. And I like to make people laugh and have them make me laugh.

If someone takes these chatboards seriously, you ain't right in the head.

Sorry mate - think humour comes on a seperate thread!

Sorry mate. But I've never seen an intro thread where the guest of honor is getting his arse kicked from one page to another with a brutal caning. Now I'm fairly new here so maybe there were worse intro thread beatings.

We spell humor like this on the right side of the road, not humour...wtf

How crooked are your teeth?

 

[Oz and the Orchestra]

Humour, Colour

Its called English - We decide how its spelt!

 

[Oz and the Orchestra]

Sadly will never visit US because of your gun death epidemic, death penalty & crazy prison sentences.
In the UK a 'Life' sentence is around 12 years!

So where do I hang my hat?

Welcome to the site, Oz. And please TRY to remember MY #1 rule for this site. No matter WHAT you do or WHAT you post, have FUN! That's THE most important thing, IMHO.

Ditto. And I like to make people laugh and have them make me laugh.

If someone takes these chatboards seriously, you ain't right in the head.

Sorry mate - think humour comes on a seperate thread!

Sorry mate. But I've never seen an intro thread where the guest of honor is getting his arse kicked from one page to another with a brutal caning. Now I'm fairly new here so maybe there were worse intro thread beatings.

We spell humor like this on the right side of the road, not humour...wtf

How crooked are your teeth?

Whilst I'm here, I have just posted my 10 favorite US music hits on the Music thread. Would you like to view it? I think you might be surprised!

 

[bluzman61]

Sadly will never visit US because of your gun death epidemic, death penalty & crazy prison sentences.
In the UK a 'Life' sentence is around 12 years!

So where do I hang my hat?

Welcome to the site, Oz. And please TRY to remember MY #1 rule for this site. No matter WHAT you do or WHAT you post, have FUN! That's THE most important thing, IMHO.

Ditto. And I like to make people laugh and have them make me laugh.

If someone takes these chatboards seriously, you ain't right in the head.

Sorry mate - think humour comes on a seperate thread!

Sorry mate. But I've never seen an intro thread where the guest of honor is getting his arse kicked from one page to another with a brutal caning. Now I'm fairly new here so maybe there were worse intro thread beatings.

We spell humor like this on the right side of the road, not humour...wtf

How crooked are your teeth?

Whilst I'm here, I have just posted my 10 favorite US music hits on the Music thread. Would you like to view it? I think you might be surprised!

I WOULD like to view it. I'll look for it in the Music forum.

 

[bluzman61]

Sadly will never visit US because of your gun death epidemic, death penalty & crazy prison sentences.
In the UK a 'Life' sentence is around 12 years!

So where do I hang my hat?

Welcome to the site, Oz. And please TRY to remember MY #1 rule for this site. No matter WHAT you do or WHAT you post, have FUN! That's THE most important thing, IMHO.

Ditto. And I like to make people laugh and have them make me laugh.

If someone takes these chatboards seriously, you ain't right in the head.

Well, I AIN'T quite right in the head. I BELIEVE that's WHY I have so much fun posting on this site! But I DO take medication for my mental instability, and it DOES help quite a bit. I think.

 

[Dogmaphobe]

Sadly will never visit US because of your gun death epidemic, death penalty & crazy prison sentences.
In the UK a 'Life' sentence is around 12 years!

So where do I hang my hat?

Welcome to the site, Oz. And please TRY to remember MY #1 rule for this site. No matter WHAT you do or WHAT you post, have FUN! That's THE most important thing, IMHO.

Ditto. And I like to make people laugh and have them make me laugh.

If someone takes these chatboards seriously, you ain't right in the head.

Sorry mate - think humour comes on a seperate thread!

Sorry mate. But I've never seen an intro thread where the guest of honor is getting his arse kicked from one page to another with a brutal caning. Now I'm fairly new here so maybe there were worse intro thread beatings.

We spell humor like this on the right side of the road, not humour...wtf

How crooked are your teeth?

Whilst I'm here, I have just posted my 10 favorite US music hits on the Music thread. Would you like to view it? I think you might be surprised!

"Muscrat Love" , "Afternoon "delight" " You're Having my Baby", "sometimes when we touch" ......

 

[Persistence Of Memory]

Sadly will never visit US because of your gun death epidemic, death penalty & crazy prison sentences.
In the UK a 'Life' sentence is around 12 years!

So where do I hang my hat?

Welcome to the site, Oz. And please TRY to remember MY #1 rule for this site. No matter WHAT you do or WHAT you post, have FUN! That's THE most important thing, IMHO.

Ditto. And I like to make people laugh and have them make me laugh.

If someone takes these chatboards seriously, you ain't right in the head.

Sorry mate - think humour comes on a seperate thread!

Sorry mate. But I've never seen an intro thread where the guest of honor is getting his arse kicked from one page to another with a brutal caning. Now I'm fairly new here so maybe there were worse intro thread beatings.

We spell humor like this on the right side of the road, not humour...wtf

How crooked are your teeth?

Whilst I'm here, I have just posted my 10 favorite US music hits on the Music thread. Would you like to view it? I think you might be surprised!

Sorry I was rude. I actually joined this place for the Music Board. It wasn't for the enlightening conversations for sure....lol. Welcome. And please excuse my abrasiveness.

 

[Oz and the Orchestra]

Sadly will never visit US because of your gun death epidemic, death penalty & crazy prison sentences.
In the UK a 'Life' sentence is around 12 years!

So where do I hang my hat?

Welcome to the site, Oz. And please TRY to remember MY #1 rule for this site. No matter WHAT you do or WHAT you post, have FUN! That's THE most important thing, IMHO.

Ditto. And I like to make people laugh and have them make me laugh.

If someone takes these chatboards seriously, you ain't right in the head.

Well, I AIN'T quite right in the head. I BELIEVE that's WHY I have so much fun posting on this site! But I DO take medication for my mental instability, and it DOES help quite a bit. I think.

Good!

 

[Obiwan]

So you wont visit the US because you are scared you will commit a felony or blow your brains out. Lol
For gawd sakes, please stay over there. Its where you belong.

Sadly will never visit US because of your gun death epidemic, death penalty & crazy prison sentences.
In the UK a 'Life' sentence is around 12 years!

So where do I hang my hat?

I don't usually feed trolls, but anyone who bans guns and hate speech deserves a little nibble. I see your reputation precedes you; never seen such a hostile intro thread. Well done! Welcome and happy hunting.

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Sadly will never visit US because of your gun death epidemic, death penalty & crazy prison sentences.

I think this is good news for us

But you do know that this forum is filled with conservatives who are gun owners that do not appreciate foreigners criticizing our gun laws

you may need a safe room and a petting pony to get over the experience

Thank you! What a wonderful reception!
I'm not scared of anything let alone little boys with pop guns - We faced down Hitler!

I am terminally i'll with Cancer but I was diagnosed in Aug 14, and given 3 months without treatment to live & six months with treatment. I opted for treatment and thanks to our wonderful National Health Service I have had 111 treatments costing £ 6000 per treatment (£666,000). All paid by the state.
The NHS is another subject I want to discuss with you - like why havn't you got one?
Anyway must rush now lockdown is partially lifted, catch you later!

Actually, if WE hadn't sent a lot of men WITH GUNS, you would be typing in German now...

 

[Mindful]

Sadly will never visit US because of your gun death epidemic, death penalty & crazy prison sentences.
In the UK a 'Life' sentence is around 12 years!

So where do I hang my hat?

Welcome to the site, Oz. And please TRY to remember MY #1 rule for this site. No matter WHAT you do or WHAT you post, have FUN! That's THE most important thing, IMHO.

Ditto. And I like to make people laugh and have them make me laugh.

If someone takes these chatboards seriously, you ain't right in the head.

Sorry mate - think humour comes on a seperate thread!

Sorry mate. But I've never seen an intro thread where the guest of honor is getting his arse kicked from one page to another with a brutal caning. Now I'm fairly new here so maybe there were worse intro thread beatings.

We spell humor like this on the right side of the road, not humour...wtf

How crooked are your teeth?

Hey Pom. That’s mean.

 

[Oz and the Orchestra]

Sadly will never visit US because of your gun death epidemic, death penalty & crazy prison sentences.
In the UK a 'Life' sentence is around 12 years!

So where do I hang my hat?

Welcome to the site, Oz. And please TRY to remember MY #1 rule for this site. No matter WHAT you do or WHAT you post, have FUN! That's THE most important thing, IMHO.

Ditto. And I like to make people laugh and have them make me laugh.

If someone takes these chatboards seriously, you ain't right in the head.

Sorry mate - think humour comes on a seperate thread!

Sorry mate. But I've never seen an intro thread where the guest of honor is getting his arse kicked from one page to another with a brutal caning. Now I'm fairly new here so maybe there were worse intro thread beatings.

We spell humor like this on the right side of the road, not humour...wtf

How crooked are your teeth?

Whilst I'm here, I have just posted my 10 favorite US music hits on the Music thread. Would you like to view it? I think you might be surprised!

Sorry I was rude. I actually joined this place for the Music Board. It wasn't for the enlightening conversations for sure....lol. Welcome. And please excuse my abrasiveness.

No worries, actually I no longer have any teeth as they all fell out with chemotherapy!

 

[Oz and the Orchestra]

So you wont visit the US because you are scared you will commit a felony or blow your brains out. Lol
For gawd sakes, please stay over there. Its where you belong.

Sadly will never visit US because of your gun death epidemic, death penalty & crazy prison sentences.
In the UK a 'Life' sentence is around 12 years!

So where do I hang my hat?

I don't usually feed trolls, but anyone who bans guns and hate speech deserves a little nibble. I see your reputation precedes you; never seen such a hostile intro thread. Well done! Welcome and happy hunting.

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Sadly will never visit US because of your gun death epidemic, death penalty & crazy prison sentences.

I think this is good news for us

But you do know that this forum is filled with conservatives who are gun owners that do not appreciate foreigners criticizing our gun laws

you may need a safe room and a petting pony to get over the experience

Thank you! What a wonderful reception!
I'm not scared of anything let alone little boys with pop guns - We faced down Hitler!

I am terminally i'll with Cancer but I was diagnosed in Aug 14, and given 3 months without treatment to live & six months with treatment. I opted for treatment and thanks to our wonderful National Health Service I have had 111 treatments costing £ 6000 per treatment (£666,000). All paid by the state.
The NHS is another subject I want to discuss with you - like why havn't you got one?
Anyway must rush now lockdown is partially lifted, catch you later!

Actually, if WE hadn't sent a lot of men WITH GUNS, you would be typing in German now...

Believe that if you like but Hitler was seen off by the RAF during the Battle of Britain. Without control of the Air he couldn't invade. The British Navy which at that time was still the biggest in the world would have blown the Germans out of the water. Hitler then made his biggest mistake by attacking the USSR. Nobody saved Britain as she was out producing the German war effort and it was just a matter of time. The USSR however did significantly shorten the war.

My dad was in the RAF so I'm somewhat of an expert.

 

[Persistence Of Memory]

Sadly will never visit US because of your gun death epidemic, death penalty & crazy prison sentences.
In the UK a 'Life' sentence is around 12 years!

So where do I hang my hat?

Welcome to the site, Oz. And please TRY to remember MY #1 rule for this site. No matter WHAT you do or WHAT you post, have FUN! That's THE most important thing, IMHO.

Ditto. And I like to make people laugh and have them make me laugh.

If someone takes these chatboards seriously, you ain't right in the head.

Sorry mate - think humour comes on a seperate thread!

Sorry mate. But I've never seen an intro thread where the guest of honor is getting his arse kicked from one page to another with a brutal caning. Now I'm fairly new here so maybe there were worse intro thread beatings.

We spell humor like this on the right side of the road, not humour...wtf

How crooked are your teeth?

Hey Pom. That’s mean.

I apologized. Lol. I always as ask a new English bloke if his teeth are crooked. He likes music so that's all that matters.

 

[SootedUpCyndi]

Sadly will never visit US because of your gun death epidemic, death penalty & crazy prison sentences.
In the UK a 'Life' sentence is around 12 years!

So where do I hang my hat?

Welcome to the site, Oz. And please TRY to remember MY #1 rule for this site. No matter WHAT you do or WHAT you post, have FUN! That's THE most important thing, IMHO.

Ditto. And I like to make people laugh and have them make me laugh.

If someone takes these chatboards seriously, you ain't right in the head.

Sorry mate - think humour comes on a seperate thread!

Sorry mate. But I've never seen an intro thread where the guest of honor is getting his arse kicked from one page to another with a brutal caning. Now I'm fairly new here so maybe there were worse intro thread beatings.

We spell humor like this on the right side of the road, not humour...wtf

How crooked are your teeth?

Whilst I'm here, I have just posted my 10 favorite US music hits on the Music thread. Would you like to view it? I think you might be surprised!

Sorry I was rude. I actually joined this place for the Music Board. It wasn't for the enlightening conversations for sure....lol. Welcome. And please excuse my abrasiveness.

You got a blue pill for me? POM, Or R YOU OK? I'm teasing?

 

[Persistence Of Memory]

Sadly will never visit US because of your gun death epidemic, death penalty & crazy prison sentences.
In the UK a 'Life' sentence is around 12 years!

So where do I hang my hat?

Welcome to the site, Oz. And please TRY to remember MY #1 rule for this site. No matter WHAT you do or WHAT you post, have FUN! That's THE most important thing, IMHO.

Ditto. And I like to make people laugh and have them make me laugh.

If someone takes these chatboards seriously, you ain't right in the head.

Sorry mate - think humour comes on a seperate thread!

Sorry mate. But I've never seen an intro thread where the guest of honor is getting his arse kicked from one page to another with a brutal caning. Now I'm fairly new here so maybe there were worse intro thread beatings.

We spell humor like this on the right side of the road, not humour...wtf

How crooked are your teeth?

Whilst I'm here, I have just posted my 10 favorite US music hits on the Music thread. Would you like to view it? I think you might be surprised!

Sorry I was rude. I actually joined this place for the Music Board. It wasn't for the enlightening conversations for sure....lol. Welcome. And please excuse my abrasiveness.

You got a blue pill for me? POM, Or R YOU OK? I'm teasing?

The blue pill viagra? You need one of those?

 

[SootedUpCyndi]

Sadly will never visit US because of your gun death epidemic, death penalty & crazy prison sentences.
In the UK a 'Life' sentence is around 12 years!

So where do I hang my hat?

Welcome to the site, Oz. And please TRY to remember MY #1 rule for this site. No matter WHAT you do or WHAT you post, have FUN! That's THE most important thing, IMHO.

Ditto. And I like to make people laugh and have them make me laugh.

If someone takes these chatboards seriously, you ain't right in the head.

Sorry mate - think humour comes on a seperate thread!

Sorry mate. But I've never seen an intro thread where the guest of honor is getting his arse kicked from one page to another with a brutal caning. Now I'm fairly new here so maybe there were worse intro thread beatings.

We spell humor like this on the right side of the road, not humour...wtf

How crooked are your teeth?

Whilst I'm here, I have just posted my 10 favorite US music hits on the Music thread. Would you like to view it? I think you might be surprised!

Sorry I was rude. I actually joined this place for the Music Board. It wasn't for the enlightening conversations for sure....lol. Welcome. And please excuse my abrasiveness.

You got a blue pill for me? POM, Or R YOU OK? I'm teasing?

The blue pill viagra? You need one of those?

no, I don't need one at all. Did you see my song? On your thread? xoxo? That's not funny because one time I was at my doctors. I said Doc? I'm having a bit of problems with my prostate?(JOKING) he said Cyndi? you don't have A PROSTATE! no kidding!! dick tracy .it was a joke. we laughed for years. don't go that doctor for help. what you doing later?

 

[SootedUpCyndi]

Sadly will never visit US because of your gun death epidemic, death penalty & crazy prison sentences.
In the UK a 'Life' sentence is around 12 years!

So where do I hang my hat?

Welcome to the site, Oz. And please TRY to remember MY #1 rule for this site. No matter WHAT you do or WHAT you post, have FUN! That's THE most important thing, IMHO.

Ditto. And I like to make people laugh and have them make me laugh.

If someone takes these chatboards seriously, you ain't right in the head.

Well, I AIN'T quite right in the head. I BELIEVE that's WHY I have so much fun posting on this site! But I DO take medication for my mental instability, and it DOES help quite a bit. I think.

you think? doesn't matter, we're all weird I think I've gone feral.

 

[Oz and the Orchestra]

Has someone spiced my booze or have I been transported into an alternative reality?
Ahh well - time for bed said Zebedee!