He's on his way......

[Darkwind]

Official NORAD Santa Tracker

Follow Santa Claus as he makes his magical journey around the world!

www.noradsanta.org

 

[petro]

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Santa’s Sleigh Mistakenly Shot Down By Ukrainian Missile

KYIV — Somber news came out of war-torn Ukraine today as reports confirmed Santa Claus's sleigh had been mistaken for a hostile Russian aircraft and was shot down by a Ukrainian surface-to-air missile as it flew over the greater Kyiv area early this morning.

babylonbee.com

"One of our reconnaissance teams observed something unidentifiable on the radar this morning," said Ukrainian military spokesperson Grigor Grigorovic at a media briefing. "We attempted multiple times to communicate with the aircraft and received no response. We very clearly warned the aircraft that we would open fire if it remained in restricted Ukrainian airspace. We did what we had to do. This tragedy is not on us. The blood of Santa Claus is on his own head."

 

[Vastator]

Glad I kept the Reciepts…

 

[Leo123]

Santa's got cloaking. Always has. Think about it, ever actually SEEN him?

 

[jackflash]

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Santa’s Sleigh Mistakenly Shot Down By Ukrainian Missile

KYIV — Somber news came out of war-torn Ukraine today as reports confirmed Santa Claus's sleigh had been mistaken for a hostile Russian aircraft and was shot down by a Ukrainian surface-to-air missile as it flew over the greater Kyiv area early this morning.

babylonbee.com

"One of our reconnaissance teams observed something unidentifiable on the radar this morning," said Ukrainian military spokesperson Grigor Grigorovic at a media briefing. "We attempted multiple times to communicate with the aircraft and received no response. We very clearly warned the aircraft that we would open fire if it remained in restricted Ukrainian airspace. We did what we had to do. This tragedy is not on us. The blood of Santa Claus is on his own head."

Did any of the reindeer survive???

 

[luiza]

We got that Baby Jesus because Santa is on strike over here in God's favourite resort .

My God I said ( not him ) He has put on weight and wears heavy lens glasses . He tried the Ho Ho Ho thing but his voice is actually squeaky .

 

[Blaster]

 

[luiza]

Sun beaming here

Fancy a dip in our English Channel in a minute .Saves heating the water at the hostel .