Hello...police department? I'd like to report a murder

[JGalt]

Brutal.

 

[1srelluc]

Troll level.....Master.

 

[SassyIrishLass]

Roflmao, priceless

 

[deannalw]

Troll level.....Master.

Almost as good as Trump

 

[Donald H]

Hello...police department? I'd like to report a murder​

" please hold the phone, we're doing a lynching right now."

"Then we have two strangulations in progress that are taking more time than expected."

 

[JoeB131]

the only murder is what Musk is doing to Twitter.

 

[deannalw]

the only murder is what Musk is doing to Twitter.

Oh the drama!

 

[deannalw]

Halp! HALP! Musk isa murderin the twitter!

 

[AzogtheDefiler]

the only murder is what Musk is doing to Twitter.

The bus driver. Still a dumbasd

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

the only murder is what Musk is doing to Twitter.

Choke on it, bitch.

 

[two_iron]

aoc doesn't get up early enough to match wits with a billionaire... she probably has trouble keeping up with her pets.... I picture her dog staring at her and shitting on the bed and daring her to do something....

 

[JoeB131]

Choke on it, bitch.

Not sure why you guys are taking pleasure in any of this.

I personally don't use Twitter, because I think it makes us dumber. I use LinkedIn and Facebook to promote my business and professionally network, but Twitter is kind of useless.

This whole transaction wasn't "Who wants Twitter" it was "Who gets stuck with Twitter".

Musk thought he was being slick, realized he was buying a bag of shit, then realized he couldn't get out of buying the bag of shit, so he's setting the bag of shit on fire. Except now he's put down his entire credibility on this badly thought out deal.

 

[Frankeneinstein]

the only murder is what Musk is doing to Twitter.

relax, it's just an exorcism!

 

[JoeB131]

relax, it's just an exorcism!

No, it's criminal level mismanagement. Advertisers are bailing on Twitter in droves, and lots of people will cancel their subscriptions when they have to pay for them.

 

[Frankeneinstein]

No, it's criminal level mismanagement.

nothing new here

Advertisers are bailing on Twitter in droves,

which ones? try to put a number on it [you just make it up as you go]

and lots of people will cancel their subscriptions when they have to pay for them.

if its commercial free they will love it

btw, did you know that folks from a toddling town are known as toddlers?

 

[JGalt]