Hello, I have a gun.

[Shipwreck]

Hello, I am a 49 year old self-appointed neighborhood watch captain and right wing extremist.

 

[Moonglow]

Hello, I am a 49 year old self-appointed neighborhood watch captain and right wing extremist.

and then.....

 

[Asclepias]

Hello, I am a 49 year old self-appointed neighborhood watch captain and right wing extremist.

The flea dip and fur clippers are to your right further down the hall. Make sure you sweep the floor after shaving your knuckles and your back.

 

[BULLDOG]

Well hello there George. It's been a couple of weeks since we heard anything about you. Any new assault cases we should know about? You know......shooting kids, hitting women, kicking puppies.......any of your usual things?

 

[Mr. H.]

You're a goddamn shipwreck all right. Brotch.

Welcome.

 

[WinterBorn]

Hello, I am a 49 year old self-appointed neighborhood watch captain and right wing extremist.

Self appointed, but also a captain? Be careful who you pull your gun on. Lots of folks have them.

 

[Toro]

Welcome

I hope you don't live in my neighborhood.

 

[pillars]

He probably lives in mine.

 

[Ringel05]

I have my hip waders on.......

 

[aaronleland]

As a black kid who enjoys Skittles and Arizona iced tea I'm not sure how I feel about this guy.

 

[Bootneck]

Hello, I am a 49 year old self-appointed neighborhood watch captain and right wing extremist.

I see you're having delusions of adequacy.

 

[April]

Hello, I am a 49 year old self-appointed neighborhood watch captain and right wing extremist.

LOL...do you live in a gated community as well?

Welcome to USMB..

 

[Moonglow]

Hello, I am a 49 year old self-appointed neighborhood watch captain and right wing extremist.

LOL...do you live in a gated community as well?

Welcome to USMB..

Like a sanatorium?

 

[April]

Like a sanatorium?

That would be here, dear.

btw, you missed med call again...

 

[Moonglow]

Like a sanatorium?

That would be here, dear.

btw, you missed med call again...

I'll take a double shot....

 

[April]

I'll take a double shot....

Well, ok then...drop 'em and bend over..

 

[Gracie]

What' so bad about a guy in yer neighborhood that watches out for that neighborhood? Especially nowadays?

 

[Shipwreck]

Like a sanatorium?

That would be here, dear.

btw, you missed med call again...

Oh, I never miss med call when Ms. Ratched is on duty.

 

[Politico]

Hello, I am a 49 year old self-appointed neighborhood watch captain and right wing extremist.

Self appointed, but also a captain? Be careful who you pull your gun on. Lots of folks have them.

I had one of those in my neighborhood. Thank God for him that cop rolled up on us.

 

[WinterBorn]

What' so bad about a guy in yer neighborhood that watches out for that neighborhood? Especially nowadays?

We have a neighborhood watch program here. But what is different with this guy is that he tells us two things. First that he is armed. And second, that he is self appointed.