Headline Humor

[Annie]

It's Friday night, funny, especially the first:

http://www.opinionjournal.com/best/?id=110009738

Maybe Al Gore Should Try This
"Snails Save Energy by Re-Using Mucus Trails"--headline, LiveScience.com, March 1

Say What?
"Hepatitis Scare Dogs Puck"--headline, Boston Herald, March 1

That Sounds Painful!
"Inspector General Says School That Uses Shock Therapy Overcharged"--headline, Associated Press, March 1

Unless You're Really Tall, in Which Case Stand Behind Them
"Robinson Urges Episcopalians to Stand by Gays"--headline, Washington Times, Feb. 28

And an 'F' for Editorial Effectiveness
"Del. Earns 'C' for Educational Effectivness [sic]"--headline, News Journal (Wilmington), Feb. 28

 

[Hawthorne]

Thank you for your post