“Have you been to the United States? Have you eaten chicken?”

[barryqwalsh]

Mr Gwynne replied: “Well...”

Mr Tice jumped back in: “There we are, so you’ve eaten chicken that has been washed in chlorine.

"Did you eat salad in the United States? It was washed in chlorine."




Food Fight: Shadow Minister Battles Brexiteer Over Chlorinated Chicken - LBC

 

[night_son]

Mr Gwynne replied: “Well...”

Mr Tice jumped back in: “There we are, so you’ve eaten chicken that has been washed in chlorine.

"Did you eat salad in the United States? It was washed in chlorine."




Food Fight: Shadow Minister Battles Brexiteer Over Chlorinated Chicken - LBC

Mr. Werewolf: "Have you eaten narco-terrorists who've eaten chicken cacciatore in America?

Mr. Vampire: "You know we drink only the blood, so the high iron content neutralizes unhealthy chlorine intake. Duh."

Mr. Ghoul: *Belches* "Uh, guys? I ate the whole crook—bones, marrow and all."

Mr. Vampire: "Say, Wolfie I didn't know it was the Hunter's Moon yet. What were you doing out there on the American Moors chasing bad guys?"

Mr. Werewolf: "I wasn't, you blood sucking ingrate. I was down on the southern border welcoming migrants to our great land. So what? I needed a snack. Sue me."

Mr. Vampire: "I am not that kind of blood sucker, sheesh."

Mr. Ghoul: "Mexican food, huh? So maybe it wasn't the American chicken after all.