Happy Kwanzaa, yo

[JGalt]

 

[miketx]

Twas the night before Kwanzaa...

...and all through the slum, not a creature was stirring, not even a bum. The children had braided their cornrows with care, in the hopes that Saint Nik would soon be there.
The Crips and the Bloods made their holiday peace; the protesters screamed out "F*CK THE POLICE!" The Jews and Koreans hid under their beds, while visions of rioters danced in their heads.
In a crackhouse some pipeheads were lighting a rock, when all of a sudden they heard a loud knock! And what to their wondering eyes did appear, but New York's finest in full riot gear!
Boards fell from the window and crashed on the floor, one landed in front of a twelve year old whore. The cops went to work with their nightsticks in hand, swinging at skulls as the Africans ran.
A beating ensued as they tried to escape, but nobody got it on videotape. A message was delivered before they could flee: "Merry Christmas you crackheads, from the NYPD!"