Government pays almost $200,000 for position to "protect Earth from aliens"

[P@triot]

Appalling. Despicable. Unacceptable. NASA should have been shut down decades ago. The federal government has no constitutional authority to explore anything. Elon Musk and SpaceX is already proving that this nonsense is handled better by the private sector (as always). Anyone who thinks it is "important" can throw their own money at Elon.

NASA Has a Job Opening for Someone to Defend Earth From Aliens — and it Pays a Six-Figure Salary. The pay? A six-figure salary, from $124,406 to $187,000 a year, plus benefits.

NASA Has a Job Opening for Someone to Defend Earth From Aliens — and it Pays a Six-Figure Salary

 

[Camp]

Sounds like a bargain. Hopefully, they are giving some good benefits with that job.

 

[aaronleland]

That's actually not that bad when you think of it like homeowners insurance for an entire planet.

 

[Rexx Taylor]

you mean like Debbie Wasserman, Pelosi and High Cheif Warren?

 

[Camp]

Who was that computer guy in the movie Independence Day that figured out how to blow up the alien space ship? He would be a good choice. I think he knows how to kill dinosaurs too.

 

[Rexx Taylor]

so what ever happened to James Carville? did ET fly back to earth and retreive him?

 

[aaronleland]

Who was that computer guy in the movie Independence Day that figured out how to blow up the alien space ship? He would be a good choice. I think he knows how to kill dinosaurs too.

 

[Camp]

Who was that computer guy in the movie Independence Day that figured out how to blow up the alien space ship? He would be a good choice. I think he knows how to kill dinosaurs too.

Yikes!!! Well, he can get mean and nasty if he needs to. Was that girl an alien?

 

[my2¢]

Brings back memories of the Airstream decontamination unit that the astronauts stayed in for 88 hours after returning from the moon.

 

[IsaacNewton]

Cons want US taxpayers to pay Trump $400K to defend Putin against America.

 

[Spare_change]

Appalling. Despicable. Unacceptable. NASA should have been shut down decades ago. The federal government has no constitutional authority to explore anything. Elon Musk and SpaceX is already proving that this nonsense is handled better by the private sector (as always). Anyone who thinks it is "important" can throw their own money at Elon.

NASA Has a Job Opening for Someone to Defend Earth From Aliens — and it Pays a Six-Figure Salary. The pay? A six-figure salary, from $124,406 to $187,000 a year, plus benefits.

NASA Has a Job Opening for Someone to Defend Earth From Aliens — and it Pays a Six-Figure Salary

Seen any aliens????

Sounds like he's doing a pretty good job, huh? Maybe we should give him a raise, and put him in charge of INS.

 

[Godboy]

Appalling. Despicable. Unacceptable. NASA should have been shut down decades ago. The federal government has no constitutional authority to explore anything. Elon Musk and SpaceX is already proving that this nonsense is handled better by the private sector (as always). Anyone who thinks it is "important" can throw their own money at Elon.

NASA Has a Job Opening for Someone to Defend Earth From Aliens — and it Pays a Six-Figure Salary. The pay? A six-figure salary, from $124,406 to $187,000 a year, plus benefits.

NASA Has a Job Opening for Someone to Defend Earth From Aliens — and it Pays a Six-Figure Salary

I think you may have fallen for a headline.

The job is for someone to help prevent alien contamination and us from contaminating alien planets. "Alien contamination" could be a harmful substance brought back in soil samples from Mars, or asteroids, for example. This persons job would be to develope safeguards for such samples to prevent contaminating anyone.

 

[Norman]

Cons want US taxpayers to pay Trump $400K to defend Putin against America.

Trump is exactly the opposite of this guy - he defends America against real threats for cheap.

 

[FA_Q2]

Appalling. Despicable. Unacceptable. NASA should have been shut down decades ago. The federal government has no constitutional authority to explore anything. Elon Musk and SpaceX is already proving that this nonsense is handled better by the private sector (as always). Anyone who thinks it is "important" can throw their own money at Elon.

NASA Has a Job Opening for Someone to Defend Earth From Aliens — and it Pays a Six-Figure Salary. The pay? A six-figure salary, from $124,406 to $187,000 a year, plus benefits.

NASA Has a Job Opening for Someone to Defend Earth From Aliens — and it Pays a Six-Figure Salary

I think you may have fallen for a headline.

The job is for someone to help prevent alien contamination and us from contaminating alien planets. "Alien contamination" could be a harmful substance brought back in soil samples from Mars, or asteroids, for example. This persons job would be to develope safeguards for such samples to prevent contaminating anyone.

This is what happens when you are looking for a reason to be outraged but cannot read more than 2 lines...