Uncensored2008
Libertarian Radical
On Friday, October 2nd, 2020 California Governor Gavin Newsom left his opulent mansion after being dressed by a host of servants and butlers in a caravan of several dozen Black SUV's and driven to Sacramento RIP Airport where he boarded a twin turbine Sikorsky "Sky Master" helicopter and was flown to San Francisco International Airports VIP area.
The Governor was transferred to a 20 passenger Cessna Citation twin jet engine private jet when the governor was alone in the cabin.
The state of the art and most prestigious of all private jets whisked Newsom at 600 MPH to Los Angeles, where he was met by another caravan of three dozen powerful stretch SUV limousines. The Governor was whisked to Beverly Hills to attend an extremely important event on global warming.
All of the most important voices in the battle against climate change were there. Brad Pitt made a grand entrance in a Chinook helicopter that lowered him in a Mac Truck onto the estate lawn. Pitt would later admonish the little people to give up their internal combustion cars because they are ruining the planet.
Legendary leader of the Anthropogenic Global Warming movement, Al Gore arrived in style. Gore had his Lear Jet outfitted with two 50,000 gallon tanks of Carbon Dioxide that was used to sky write the message "SAVE THE PLANET" over the skies of the elite estates of Brentwood and Belaire. The line of limousines stretched for miles as the rich and famous came to save the planet. Hundreds of V8 and V12 engines consuming thousands of gallons of fuel idled along the streets of Beverly Hills to show the commitment the attendees have to the planet.
At last it was time for Gov. Newsom to unveil his grand plan. The plan to outlaw internal combustion engines for anyone who doesn't have an 8 figure or greater income was met with thunderous applause. Jeff Zucker brought 6 poor people and doused them with crude oil to make the point that oil is bad. He then banned them from Facebook to ensure they didn't say anything bad about him while siccing his lawyers on them to get them evicted from their homes and fired from their jobs.
But the real meat of the plan was the Newsom idea for the Sustainable Labor Availability Viable Enumeration act that promises jobs to everyone person in California who is not part of the ruling Oligarchy. Governor Newsom showed that this is a great day for California, never again will any person be out of work. Any person earning under 7 figures is automatically enrolled in the act and will be provided guaranteed health care, lodging, and meals. Those who enter the SLAVE act will be prohibited from owning property or seeking to earn money outside of the act.
CNN and The NY Times praised Newsom as the man who made Californians into SLAVEs.
The Governor was transferred to a 20 passenger Cessna Citation twin jet engine private jet when the governor was alone in the cabin.
The state of the art and most prestigious of all private jets whisked Newsom at 600 MPH to Los Angeles, where he was met by another caravan of three dozen powerful stretch SUV limousines. The Governor was whisked to Beverly Hills to attend an extremely important event on global warming.
All of the most important voices in the battle against climate change were there. Brad Pitt made a grand entrance in a Chinook helicopter that lowered him in a Mac Truck onto the estate lawn. Pitt would later admonish the little people to give up their internal combustion cars because they are ruining the planet.
Legendary leader of the Anthropogenic Global Warming movement, Al Gore arrived in style. Gore had his Lear Jet outfitted with two 50,000 gallon tanks of Carbon Dioxide that was used to sky write the message "SAVE THE PLANET" over the skies of the elite estates of Brentwood and Belaire. The line of limousines stretched for miles as the rich and famous came to save the planet. Hundreds of V8 and V12 engines consuming thousands of gallons of fuel idled along the streets of Beverly Hills to show the commitment the attendees have to the planet.
At last it was time for Gov. Newsom to unveil his grand plan. The plan to outlaw internal combustion engines for anyone who doesn't have an 8 figure or greater income was met with thunderous applause. Jeff Zucker brought 6 poor people and doused them with crude oil to make the point that oil is bad. He then banned them from Facebook to ensure they didn't say anything bad about him while siccing his lawyers on them to get them evicted from their homes and fired from their jobs.
But the real meat of the plan was the Newsom idea for the Sustainable Labor Availability Viable Enumeration act that promises jobs to everyone person in California who is not part of the ruling Oligarchy. Governor Newsom showed that this is a great day for California, never again will any person be out of work. Any person earning under 7 figures is automatically enrolled in the act and will be provided guaranteed health care, lodging, and meals. Those who enter the SLAVE act will be prohibited from owning property or seeking to earn money outside of the act.
CNN and The NY Times praised Newsom as the man who made Californians into SLAVEs.
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My wife had on the TV, which defaults to DNC Propaganda when you turn it on (Thanks Spectrum, you sleazy bastards) The insufferable little hypocrite was again preaching about GLOWBULL WARMING, so I was motivated to write this...
