- Apr 3, 2009
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This is a funny rant, but has a lot of truths to it.
The Field: Yell Louder, Yeah, that Will Cap the Oil LeakAre you using a computer right now? You electricity slut! Turn it off immediately and go yell at the mirror instead. Make sure to turn off the bathroom light as you do so. Go take a sledgehammer to your car and smash it to bits in front of all the neighbors. Thatll make a real loud noise. (Make sure to include the Save the Planet bumpersticker in the rubble.) What? You cant live without your car because you live in a rural area? You slob! Dont you know that city dwellers use up far less energy per capita than you bumpkins? Go yell at your pigs, cows and chickens then, and at the people who eat their meat, because they have huge carbon hoofprints too.