Global Warming Will Stop Women From Wanting Sex Because It Makes Them Hot And Sweaty

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The threats from the cultists continues to get more and more hilarious. The cultists aren't concerned as they don't have any women who'd want them.



Have you ever wondered why March is a busy birthday month?

A new study suggests Australians are more inclined to exert themselves between the sheets when they can avoid getting hot and sweaty.

Last month the Sunshine Coast had its most fruitful month to date, with a record 258 babies born at Nambour Hospital.

Women’s and Family Services acting director Keppel Schafer said the numbers were in line with the Sunshine Coast’s annual birth pattern.

And he said winter weather conditions were the reason behind last month’s baby boom.

“The ongoing trivia that we have amongst the trade is that it’s the first cool change that the coast experiences in June or July in the year before,” he said.

“That probably sees us very busy nine months later in the following March.

“I think there’s a bit more snuggling under the doona and then there’s a new baby in a bunny rug nine months later.”

Mr Schafer said there was also another baby bump in September, which he believed was due to the holiday season nine months earlier in December.

“I think it’s the warmth and the doona for March and the relaxation and celebration for the September babies,” he said.

Data from the Australian Bureau of Statistics suggests this is a state-wide phenomenon.

Between 2004 and 2014, the number of babies born during March on average in Queensland was 5,243, almost 200 more than the second most popular birth month in May. […]

Temperature impacts the sexual patterns of human beings for two reasons, according to Professor Barreca.

One reason he gave was that human beings did not want to exert themselves physically in hot weather, due to possible discomfort.

Climate change and our evolving sexual patterns
 
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You're just figuring out now that more babies are conceived in cold weather?

Deniers are always about a century behind everyone else in science.

And March is only a busy birthday month if you're in the southern hemisphere. In the northern hemisphere, August and September are the busy birthday months.
 

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