ScreamingEagle
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Portland is always a great deal warmer than everything east of Hood River in the wintertime.
Snow is very rare here, but last year was the worst here since 1980. We had one day of snow here this winter. That is pretty much normal. Quite a few years, we don't get any.
I am sooooooooo sick of snow! Why TF did I ever leave Michigan for the Mid-Atlantic? Two fucking feet of snow? Again? At least in Michigan when snow is expected, folks don't treat it like the Apocalypse. .
Apparently, Delaware (Biden's state) has almost-marshal law going on - state fines if one is on the road.
Crazy. Yeah, it's unusual, but it's not the Apocalypse.
I thought that little piece of paper tasted a bit funny. But, it had a pretty picture printed on it. Or, was that a hallucination, too?I am sooooooooo sick of snow! Why TF did I ever leave Michigan for the Mid-Atlantic? Two fucking feet of snow? Again? At least in Michigan when snow is expected, folks don't treat it like the Apocalypse. .
Apparently, Delaware (Biden's state) has almost-marshal law going on - state fines if one is on the road.
Crazy. Yeah, it's unusual, but it's not the Apocalypse.
You are hallucinating---You are NOT cold and that is NOT snow. Statistics don't lie.
I thought that little piece of paper tasted a bit funny. But, it had a pretty picture printed on it. Or, was that a hallucination, too?I am sooooooooo sick of snow! Why TF did I ever leave Michigan for the Mid-Atlantic? Two fucking feet of snow? Again? At least in Michigan when snow is expected, folks don't treat it like the Apocalypse. .
Apparently, Delaware (Biden's state) has almost-marshal law going on - state fines if one is on the road.
Crazy. Yeah, it's unusual, but it's not the Apocalypse.
You are hallucinating---You are NOT cold and that is NOT snow. Statistics don't lie.
And, I just picked up my new car on Monday. Now it just looks like an Indian (oops...Native American) burial mound covered in snow in the front. Can't tell it's a car. And, I can't drive it!
*whine*
Oh noes!And, I just picked up my new car on Monday. Now it just looks like an Indian (oops...Native American) burial mound covered in snow in the front. Can't tell it's a car. And, I can't drive it!
*whine*
That's the least of your worries. When that snow melts with the glaciers, you will be under water.
Oh noes!And, I just picked up my new car on Monday. Now it just looks like an Indian (oops...Native American) burial mound covered in snow in the front. Can't tell it's a car. And, I can't drive it!
*whine*
That's the least of your worries. When that snow melts with the glaciers, you will be under water.
Guess I should have bought a yacht?
Waterworld, here I come. How will the drive-throughs work, I wonder?
Oh yeah? I bet it's warm where you are so you can just stifle it.who dat
And if I order a 44 oz fountain Coke?Oh noes!That's the least of your worries. When that snow melts with the glaciers, you will be under water.
Guess I should have bought a yacht?
Waterworld, here I come. How will the drive-throughs work, I wonder?
"Drop your order on an anchor, please and you order will be floating up to you shortly"
and if i order a 44 oz fountain coke?oh noes!
Guess i should have bought a yacht?
Waterworld, here i come. How will the drive-throughs work, i wonder?
"drop your order on an anchor, please and you order will be floating up to you shortly"