Gay Republicans: A Retrospective

[Hossfly]

Thank God for AIDS. Democrat or Republican.

I wish you a slooooooooooooooooooow and excruciatingly painful death. And I am serious.

Agent Orange killed me in Vietnam......I just haven't died yet, Mister M.F.

 

[C_Clayton_Jones]

"There are so many prominent closeted gay Republicans that have been outed by their scandalous behavior (Former Republican Pedophile House Speaker Dennis Hastert comes to mind.) one must wonder how many more remain in the closet."

Republicans and conservatives have only themselves to blame for this sort of ridicule, the consequence of presenting themselves as the party of 'family values' and conservatives as being 'morally superior.'

 

[TeaBagger]

TeaBagger, you are acting very hateful and homophobic, but you think that's okay to act that way towards gay Republicans. Why is that?

I am mimicking your godly closet gay Republican gay hating heroes. It's called satire. I think you know that. You are simply being dishonest.

Marco Rubio's Top 10 Anti-Gay Statements - The New Civil ...
Rand Paul's Top Ten Anti-Gay Statements - The New Civil ...
10 Top Anti-Gay House GOP Members and Their Absurd ...
12 of Michelle Bachmann's Nuttiest Antigay Quotes / Queerty
Marco Rubio Might Be the Most Antigay Presidential ...
12 of Michelle Bachmann's Nuttiest Antigay Quotes / Queerty

 

[Blackrook]

If you're going to wallow in the shit, then you will get dirty, and that's all people are going to remember about you.

 

[Dot Com]

Yes, I hear Hillary can and does go both ways.

I didn't know Hillary was a Republican. I do know that Cheney's daughter is a rug muncher. Mary Cheney - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

And Sonny Bono who always acted like a sissy was a Republican and Chaz had a sex change. Gays adore Cher.

Hillary can't possibly be a dyke. She's married to an alpha male. Same as Trump's wives.

And let's not forget this guy, Michelle Bachmann's, AHEM, husband/tart.

 

[Dot Com]

I am mimicking your godly closet gay Republican gay hating heroes. It's called satire. I think you know that. You are simply being dishonest.

Marco Rubio's Top 10 Anti-Gay Statements - The New Civil ...
Rand Paul's Top Ten Anti-Gay Statements - The New Civil ...
10 Top Anti-Gay House GOP Members and Their Absurd ...
12 of Michelle Bachmann's Nuttiest Antigay Quotes / Queerty
Marco Rubio Might Be the Most Antigay Presidential ...
12 of Michelle Bachmann's Nuttiest Antigay Quotes / Queerty

^ that

 

[Disgruntled_American]

Thank God for AIDS. Democrat or Republican.

Karma might find a way for you to get it now.

 

[Hossfly]

Thank God for AIDS. Democrat or Republican.

Karma might find a way for you to get it now.

I don't see how so fuck karma.

 

[TeaBagger]

Thank God for AIDS. Democrat or Republican.

Karma might find a way for you to get it now.

I don't see how so fuck karma.

What a criminal dumb fuck Republican you are.

 

[WheelieAddict]

Abstract reasoning as a predictor of attitudes toward gay men. - PubMed - NCBI

Interesting that all their theories turned out to be correct. It seems they did not even need to do the research, since the results were already pre-determined.

False

Abstract reasoning as a predictor of attitudes toward gay men. - PubMed - NCBI

 

[TheOldSchool]

TeaBagger, you are acting very hateful and homophobic, but you think that's okay to act that way towards gay Republicans. Why is that?

I am mimicking your godly closet gay Republican gay hating heroes. It's called satire. I think you know that. You are simply being dishonest.

Marco Rubio's Top 10 Anti-Gay Statements - The New Civil ...
Rand Paul's Top Ten Anti-Gay Statements - The New Civil ...
10 Top Anti-Gay House GOP Members and Their Absurd ...
12 of Michelle Bachmann's Nuttiest Antigay Quotes / Queerty
Marco Rubio Might Be the Most Antigay Presidential ...
12 of Michelle Bachmann's Nuttiest Antigay Quotes / Queerty

^ This is a brilliant post and should be its own thread

 

[Hossfly]

TeaBagger, you are acting very hateful and homophobic, but you think that's okay to act that way towards gay Republicans. Why is that?

I am mimicking your godly closet gay Republican gay hating heroes. It's called satire. I think you know that. You are simply being dishonest.

Marco Rubio's Top 10 Anti-Gay Statements - The New Civil ...
Rand Paul's Top Ten Anti-Gay Statements - The New Civil ...
10 Top Anti-Gay House GOP Members and Their Absurd ...
12 of Michelle Bachmann's Nuttiest Antigay Quotes / Queerty
Marco Rubio Might Be the Most Antigay Presidential ...
12 of Michelle Bachmann's Nuttiest Antigay Quotes / Queerty

^ This is a brilliant post and should be its own thread

Just what we need. More threads about cock gobblers.

 

[Hossfly]

Thank God for AIDS. Democrat or Republican.

Karma might find a way for you to get it now.

I don't see how so fuck karma.

What a criminal dumb fuck Republican you are.

Rather a dumb fuck Republican than a deep throater, Sis.

 

[TeaBagger]

TeaBagger, you are acting very hateful and homophobic, but you think that's okay to act that way towards gay Republicans. Why is that?

I am mimicking your godly closet gay Republican gay hating heroes. It's called satire. I think you know that. You are simply being dishonest.

Marco Rubio's Top 10 Anti-Gay Statements - The New Civil ...
Rand Paul's Top Ten Anti-Gay Statements - The New Civil ...
10 Top Anti-Gay House GOP Members and Their Absurd ...
12 of Michelle Bachmann's Nuttiest Antigay Quotes / Queerty
Marco Rubio Might Be the Most Antigay Presidential ...
12 of Michelle Bachmann's Nuttiest Antigay Quotes / Queerty

^ This is a brilliant post and should be its own thread

Just what we need. More threads about cock gobblers.

When it comes to cock gobbling and ass reaming the Republicans are the champs of the cock chomp and butt hole honing.

 

[bendog]

When we think of gay Democrats we think or Barney Frank and that's about it. If a Democratic politician is gay he'll make no bones about it. Democrats like gays but damn few of them are gay. It's a different story when it comes to Republicans. The Republican party has more gays than the Barbra Streisand fan club and the American Guild of Interior Decorators combined and Republicans hate gays. There have been two on the debate stage who get so flustered over straight alpha male Donald Trump that they both throw hissy fits. Even that flit boy Glenn Beck said he wanted to stab The Donald non stop.... Calling Dr Sigmund Freud. Rubio and Cruz were so flustered over Mr Trump that I thought for a moment they would start slapping this with their purses. Kasich being a straight beta male knew his subordinate role and stayed out of it.

There are so many prominent closeted gay Republicans that have been outed by their scandalous behavior (Former Republican Pedophile House Speaker Dennis Hastert comes to mind.) one must wonder how many more remain in the closet. It also seems that the more these Republicans invoke Jesus and the Bible the more egregious their deviant behavior is. Their own Apostle Paul referred to homosexuals as dogs which reminds me of a joke. What did the gerbils say when the two Republican senators walked into the pet store? Arf Arf Arf!! That said I leave you with the story of mega gay hating rich Conservative preacher Ted Haggard.

Dear Brothers and Sisters in Delighted Snickers: by America's Greatest Christian Mrs Betty Bowers

I suspect that this will be a rather uncomfortable time at the Pastor Ted Haggard tax-free mansion. You see, Reverend Haggard is a vociferous spokesperson against gay marriage and, until yesterday, his wife probably had no idea she was actually in one.

Oh, I can hear some of you gals used to being around florists and Governors of New Jersey -- and Texas -- cackling. You think I'm selling the woman's intuition for pushily obvious queenery short. But if Haggard's unblinking congregation could sit and listen to such a liturgical Liberace week after week and not realize they were in the presence of someone who makes Barry Manilow in a full-length mink look butch, they really need to recalibrate their ability to detect prescription-strength doses of flamboyance. Because if you can't tell that Haggard is not just gay, but marabou mules wearing gay, you must have bought your refurbished Gaydar at the same kiosk Tom Cruise got his E-meter.

Mod Edit - Please do not post entire articles, post a small to medium section only.

When we FINALLY get rid of the last of these abominations against the LORD CHRIST, the party will be pure. COME LORD JESUS!

 

[TeaBagger]

When we think of gay Democrats we think or Barney Frank and that's about it. If a Democratic politician is gay he'll make no bones about it. Democrats like gays but damn few of them are gay. It's a different story when it comes to Republicans. The Republican party has more gays than the Barbra Streisand fan club and the American Guild of Interior Decorators combined and Republicans hate gays. There have been two on the debate stage who get so flustered over straight alpha male Donald Trump that they both throw hissy fits. Even that flit boy Glenn Beck said he wanted to stab The Donald non stop.... Calling Dr Sigmund Freud. Rubio and Cruz were so flustered over Mr Trump that I thought for a moment they would start slapping this with their purses. Kasich being a straight beta male knew his subordinate role and stayed out of it.

There are so many prominent closeted gay Republicans that have been outed by their scandalous behavior (Former Republican Pedophile House Speaker Dennis Hastert comes to mind.) one must wonder how many more remain in the closet. It also seems that the more these Republicans invoke Jesus and the Bible the more egregious their deviant behavior is. Their own Apostle Paul referred to homosexuals as dogs which reminds me of a joke. What did the gerbils say when the two Republican senators walked into the pet store? Arf Arf Arf!! That said I leave you with the story of mega gay hating rich Conservative preacher Ted Haggard.

Dear Brothers and Sisters in Delighted Snickers: by America's Greatest Christian Mrs Betty Bowers

I suspect that this will be a rather uncomfortable time at the Pastor Ted Haggard tax-free mansion. You see, Reverend Haggard is a vociferous spokesperson against gay marriage and, until yesterday, his wife probably had no idea she was actually in one.

Oh, I can hear some of you gals used to being around florists and Governors of New Jersey -- and Texas -- cackling. You think I'm selling the woman's intuition for pushily obvious queenery short. But if Haggard's unblinking congregation could sit and listen to such a liturgical Liberace week after week and not realize they were in the presence of someone who makes Barry Manilow in a full-length mink look butch, they really need to recalibrate their ability to detect prescription-strength doses of flamboyance. Because if you can't tell that Haggard is not just gay, but marabou mules wearing gay, you must have bought your refurbished Gaydar at the same kiosk Tom Cruise got his E-meter.

Mod Edit - Please do not post entire articles, post a small to medium section only.

When we FINALLY get rid of the last of these abominations against the LORD CHRIST, the party will be pure. COME LORD JESUS!

 

[Blackrook]

TeaBagger, you need help. You are mentally sick, and you are spiritually sick. Go see a psychiatrist and then a priest.

 

[TeaBagger]

TeaBagger, you need help. You are mentally sick, and you are spiritually sick. Go see a psychiatrist and then a priest.

Hey there cum bag, You are telling me to see a shrink to get drugged and so that a filthy lecherous boy buggering Catholic priest can rape me.

The professions with the highest incidence of rape are clergy and shrinks. Catholicker priests need to be locked in cages... filthy slime that they are. The pope should be in there along with them.

There should be a law that all priests are castrated.

 

[Blackrook]

TeaBagger, you need help. You are mentally sick, and you are spiritually sick. Go see a psychiatrist and then a priest.

Hey there cum bag, You are telling me to see a shrink to get drugged and so that a filthy lecherous boy buggering Catholic priest can rape me.

The professions with the highest incidence of rape are clergy and shrinks. Catholicker priests need to be locked in cages... filthy slime that they are. The pope should be in there along with them.

There should be a law that all priests are castrated.

I am not interested in conversing with a man who belongs in a mental hospital. I'm putting you on ignore.

 

[TeaBagger]

TeaBagger, you need help. You are mentally sick, and you are spiritually sick. Go see a psychiatrist and then a priest.

Hey there cum bag, You are telling me to see a shrink to get drugged and so that a filthy lecherous boy buggering Catholic priest can rape me.

The professions with the highest incidence of rape are clergy and shrinks. Catholicker priests need to be locked in cages... filthy slime that they are. The pope should be in there along with them.

There should be a law that all priests are castrated.

I am not interested in conversing with a man who belongs in a mental hospital. I'm putting you on ignore.

BlackKook, you sound like you were queered by a priest.