Gay or not gay ?

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I saw an episode of the Jerry Springer show and
the topic was "Tranvestites and the Men Who Love
Them." And the guy who was on with his
"girlfriend" was saying "To me, this is a
beautiful woman. She's got a perfect body,
beautiful blonde hair, everything. I love her, and
I love making love to her. Now I ask you, does
that make me gay?" Most of the audience thought
so, and so did I, but it got me thinking about
what is or isn't gay.

Discussing sex with a guy is gay. Discussing sex
with a woman is straight, even telling a woman
"Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to suck
a cock" is straight. Sports are gay, especially
contact sports, unless you're the only guy on both
teams, in which case it is straight. Gyms are
always gay, because afterwords, in the locker
room, you're showering with guys, and that is gay.
Watching pornography alone is neutral, like eating
a sandwich. It's neither straight nor gay.
Watching pornos with one or more other guys in the
room, no matter how many other women are also in
the room, is gay. Watching porn, even gay porn,
with one or more women ONLY is straight.

Here's an interesting one: kissing a gay guy on
the cheek, or having him kiss YOU on the cheek is
neutral, as long as the guy is out of the closet.
Hugging and/or kissing a straight guy . . . is
gay. See, look, I . . . I know I'm homophobic, but
not about gay guys. They don't bother me at all.
It's straight guys who don't know they're gay.
They fuck my shit right up. Like a guy calls me up
and says "A bunch of us guys are gonna sit around
in our underwear and watch a football game and
drink beer and eat chips, and, you know, maybe
wrestle with each other a little, you know, just
us guys! You wanna come over?" And I'm like...uh.. "No."

OK, you've got a guy sucking your dick, even if
he's dressed like a beautiful woman, even if he's
got the best breast implants you've ever seen,
even if you're saying "Suck it bitch, I know you
like it, you slut, you whore," that's gay.
Adversely, if a woman straps on a dildo and you're
dressed like a woman and you're suckin' her cock
and she's sayin' "You like it, don't you, you like
sucking my dick, you little fucking faggot" and
she rolls you over and fucks you in the ass and
says "you love it, you little pussy boy, you love
getting fucked in the ass, I bet you wish I was a
man, I bet you wish this was a cock, you fucking
faggot" and you're getting off on this like you've
never gotten off before . . . that's still
straight. But then, when you go off to the bar,
and you discuss this, or any other sexual
experience with any other guys, that's gay.

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:lol: That was pretty funnny.

Not terribly insightful, though.

I vote for a move to the Humor section.
 

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Where is the link for this copied and pasted "material?"
 

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Where is the link for this copied and pasted "material?"
To be fair, they are music lyrics and he credited the band or group. I believe that is acceptable? Not sure how easy it is to find lyrics on the web.

now what it is doing in this forum is another question all together.
 

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Gay is easy, core attraction to same sex; weird, confused, pathological are a lot harder to define.
 
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SANTA ROSA, Calif. - When a few classmates razzed Rebekah Rice about her Mormon upbringing with questions such as, "Do you have 10 moms?" she shot back: "That's so gay."

Those three words landed the high school freshman in the principal's office and resulted in a lawsuit that raises this question: When do playground insults used every day all over America cross the line into hate speech that must be stamped out?
 
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updated 6:41 p.m. PT, Wed., Feb. 28, 2007
SANTA ROSA, Calif. - When a few classmates razzed Rebekah Rice about her Mormon upbringing with questions such as, "Do you have 10 moms?" she shot back: "That's so gay."

Those three words landed the high school freshman in the principal's office and resulted in a lawsuit that raises this question: When do playground insults used every day all over America cross the line into hate speech that must be stamped out




?That?s so gay? prompts student lawsuit - Life - MSNBC.com
 

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Caring what is gay is gay.

Not that I care of course.
 

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Gay is easy, core attraction to same sex; weird, confused, pathological are a lot harder to define.
attraction to same sex .... weird, confused, pathologica .... One and the same
 

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updated 6:41 p.m. PT, Wed., Feb. 28, 2007
SANTA ROSA, Calif. - When a few classmates razzed Rebekah Rice about her Mormon upbringing with questions such as, "Do you have 10 moms?" she shot back: "That's so gay."

Those three words landed the high school freshman in the principal's office and resulted in a lawsuit that raises this question: When do playground insults used every day all over America cross the line into hate speech that must be stamped out?
Welcome to the Turd Reich ....
 

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