What is this global theocracy? How is being enforced? Are you being forced against your will? And Christians don't have a plan for us unbelievers? You mean I'll ascend to heaven, too even though I'm a non-believer. Where your theory, whoops conspiracy, falls on its arse is that Jews don't believe in trying to convert unbelievers (unlike Christianity), and the popular has remained vertually static for years, so it's not like they are trying to take over the world. All religions think they have the answer and are right, and have rules, regulations or whatever you want to call them. Judism is no different.