funny words

[dilloduck]

Subject: Neologisms

Once again, The Washington Post has published the winning submissions
> to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply
alternate
> meanings for common words.
>
> 1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs.
>
> 2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have
gained.
>
> 3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
>
> 4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.
>
> 5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.
>
> 6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you
absentmindedly

> answer the door in your nightgown.
>
> 7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
>
> 8. Gargoyle (n.), olive-flavored mouthwash.
>
> 9. Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are
> run over by a steamroller.
>
> 10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
>
> 11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.
>
> 12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor adopted by
> proctologists.
>
> 13. Pokemon (n), a Rastafarian proctologist.
>
> 14. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with
> Yiddishisms.
>
> 15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die, your Soul
> flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.
>
> 16. Circumvent (n.), an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by
> Jewish men

 

[Annie]

noun Definition: disorder, commotion; also written curfuffle, kerfuffle, gefuffle Etymology: Gaelic cur `twist, bend' + fuffle

 

[dilloduck]

noun Definition: disorder, commotion; also written curfuffle, kerfuffle, gefuffle Etymology: Gaelic cur `twist, bend' + fuffle

you're proud of your new discovery, kerfluffle, aren't you ! :blah2:

 

[Annie]

you're proud of your new discovery, kerfluffle, aren't you ! :blah2:

nah, it's an old word to me. I love it though.

 

[Mr. P]

noun Definition: disorder, commotion; also written curfuffle, kerfuffle, gefuffle Etymology: Gaelic cur `twist, bend' + fuffle

Sounds like a 6-7th grade boy saying..
"Did you see Ms. Ks' curfuffle!" :rotflmao:

 

[Annie]

Sounds like a 6-7th grade boy saying..
"Did you see Ms. Ks' curfuffle!" :rotflmao:

It's the 8th graders and they 'love' my kerfuffle. LOL

 

[Yurt]

6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you
absentmindedly

> answer the door in your nightgown.



:rotflmao:

Thank you.

A long week and this post brought me to outright laughter. LOL.

Thank you.

 

[Mr. P]

It's the 8th graders and they 'love' my kerfuffle. LOL

I loved my eight grade math teachers kerfuffle...That's as far as that went though...sad...we could have had a future together.

 

[Annie]

I loved my eight grade math teachers kerfuffle...That's as far as that went though...sad...we could have had a future together.

Trust me, the robes are better. No hope with the 8th grade teacher future. LOL