Funeral Business TV Today

[Pavel Svinchnik]

I turned on Bloomberg TV this morning and noticed that the morning lady was wearing a black dress. They cut to the morning man and he was wearing a black suit. When I switched to Fox Business News, again the lady wore a black dress and the man a black suit. They interviewed two guests, both of whom were wearing black suits. I wondered if the somber dress was meant as a reflection of the state of the stock market.

 

[Ringel05]

I turned on Bloomberg TV this morning and noticed that the morning lady was wearing a black dress. They cut to the morning man and he was wearing a black suit. When I switched to Fox Business News, again the lady wore a black dress and the man a black suit. They interviewed two guests, both of whom were wearing black suits. I wondered if the somber dress was meant as a reflection of the state of the stock market.

I threw some chicken bones on the floor to read the portents...........

 

[Auld Phart]

I turned on Bloomberg TV this morning and noticed that the morning lady was wearing a black dress. They cut to the morning man and he was wearing a black suit. When I switched to Fox Business News, again the lady wore a black dress and the man a black suit. They interviewed two guests, both of whom were wearing black suits. I wondered if the somber dress was meant as a reflection of the state of the stock market.

I threw some chicken bones on the floor to read the portents...........

other than your wife handing you a broom and dustpan, what happened?

 

[Auld Phart]

I turned on Bloomberg TV this morning and noticed that the morning lady was wearing a black dress. They cut to the morning man and he was wearing a black suit. When I switched to Fox Business News, again the lady wore a black dress and the man a black suit. They interviewed two guests, both of whom were wearing black suits. I wondered if the somber dress was meant as a reflection of the state of the stock market.

Maybe it's Black Friday?

 

[Ringel05]

I turned on Bloomberg TV this morning and noticed that the morning lady was wearing a black dress. They cut to the morning man and he was wearing a black suit. When I switched to Fox Business News, again the lady wore a black dress and the man a black suit. They interviewed two guests, both of whom were wearing black suits. I wondered if the somber dress was meant as a reflection of the state of the stock market.

I threw some chicken bones on the floor to read the portents...........

other than your wife handing you a broom and dustpan, what happened?

Don't know, Calypso wasn't there.........

 

[waltky]

Granny says, "Dat's right...

... black is the new black!"