Fish Assholes

[Luissa]

just a boy and a girl in a little canoe.
but the girl ends up swimming at the end, I think I will stay on the bank.

who said anything about taking you in a boat ? I think you misunderstood me when I said bring the paddle.

 

[Paulie]

I thought someone was demanding that I go fishing.

me too!
Fishing and me do not get along, I always end up fucking something up. I like the drinking beer part.

A buzz is usually the only thing I ever catch

 

[keee keee]

I thought fish asshole are the people who litter and destroy the lakes and shores with trash and empty beerbottles, and cause communities to close spots for fishermen to use and enjoy!!!

 

[Big Black Dog]

A thought often taken for granted about fish assholes... Lots of people don't know that they are "water tight". Same thing with frog assholes. Water tight. It works best for them that way.