Final Appeal: Trump pens letter to Santa Claus asking him to overturn Biden's win!

[DrLove]

WASHINGTON, D.C.—After exhausting all legal avenues available, President Donald Trump penned a letter to Santa Claus this week, asking him to overturn Biden’s election win. An anonymous source was able to smuggle a copy of the letter out of the White House hidden inside an unwanted fruitcake, which the Bee has obtained.​

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My Dearest Santa,​

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My name is Donald Trump, and I’m 74 years old. My address is 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, DC. (It’s the big white house.) I am writing to ask you to overturn the totally rigged U.S. election and declare me President of the United States for another four years.​

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I have been a good boy all year long. Many people are saying that anyway. I made peace in the Middle East, got a vaccine delivered in RECORD time, and even helped Melania in her garden. If anyone deserves to be President, it’s me-- not Sleepy Joe Biden, who has been a naughty cheater and fraud all year long.​

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My friend Mike Pence says that you’re not real, but I still believe in you. I know you bought that house for Susan Walker and that awesome BB gun for Ralphie Parker. I’m sure that you can make me president too.​

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If I’m reelected, I promise to never ask you for anything ever again. (Except maybe some new golf clubs.)​

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Your best friend, maybe ever,​

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President Donald J. Trump​

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P.S. As a bonus, I promise to make fewer flights in Air Force One to fight global warming so your house at the North Pole doesn’t melt.​

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P.P.S. If you happen to have a gift for Melania in your bag, please bring it along. I haven’t been able to get to Walmart to get her something since I got sick in October.​

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P.P.P.S. If you’re able to drop some beautiful, clean coal in Nancy Pelosi’s stocking, I won’t stop you.​

Final Appeal: Trump Pens Letter To Santa Asking Him To Overturn Biden's Win

WASHINGTON, D.C.—After exhausting all legal avenues available, President Donald Trump penned a letter to Santa Claus this week, asking him to overturn Biden’s election win. An anonymous source was able to smuggle a copy of the letter out of the White House hidden inside an unwanted fruitcake...

babylonbee.com

 

[Rambunctious]

Infantile lib....

 

[C_Clayton_Jones]

WASHINGTON, D.C.—After exhausting all legal avenues available, President Donald Trump penned a letter to Santa Claus this week, asking him to overturn Biden’s election win. An anonymous source was able to smuggle a copy of the letter out of the White House hidden inside an unwanted fruitcake, which the Bee has obtained.​

​

My Dearest Santa,​

​

My name is Donald Trump, and I’m 74 years old. My address is 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, DC. (It’s the big white house.) I am writing to ask you to overturn the totally rigged U.S. election and declare me President of the United States for another four years.​

​

I have been a good boy all year long. Many people are saying that anyway. I made peace in the Middle East, got a vaccine delivered in RECORD time, and even helped Melania in her garden. If anyone deserves to be President, it’s me-- not Sleepy Joe Biden, who has been a naughty cheater and fraud all year long.​

​

My friend Mike Pence says that you’re not real, but I still believe in you. I know you bought that house for Susan Walker and that awesome BB gun for Ralphie Parker. I’m sure that you can make me president too.​

​

If I’m reelected, I promise to never ask you for anything ever again. (Except maybe some new golf clubs.)​

​

Your best friend, maybe ever,​

​

President Donald J. Trump​

​

P.S. As a bonus, I promise to make fewer flights in Air Force One to fight global warming so your house at the North Pole doesn’t melt.​

​

P.P.S. If you happen to have a gift for Melania in your bag, please bring it along. I haven’t been able to get to Walmart to get her something since I got sick in October.​

​

P.P.P.S. If you’re able to drop some beautiful, clean coal in Nancy Pelosi’s stocking, I won’t stop you.​

Final Appeal: Trump Pens Letter To Santa Asking Him To Overturn Biden's Win

WASHINGTON, D.C.—After exhausting all legal avenues available, President Donald Trump penned a letter to Santa Claus this week, asking him to overturn Biden’s election win. An anonymous source was able to smuggle a copy of the letter out of the White House hidden inside an unwanted fruitcake...

babylonbee.com

That would be crayons a letter to Santa…

 

[gulfman]

Santa wrote him back.
Dear Donnie,tuff luck.I'm banging Kamala.Ho-ho-ho.

 

[DrLove]

That would be crayons a letter to Santa…

 

[jillian]

Infantile lib....

Trolling trumoscum

 

[Rambunctious]

 

[Rambunctious]

Infantile lib....

Trolling trumoscum

SKANKY.....

 

[rightwinger]

WASHINGTON, D.C.—After exhausting all legal avenues available, President Donald Trump penned a letter to Santa Claus this week, asking him to overturn Biden’s election win. An anonymous source was able to smuggle a copy of the letter out of the White House hidden inside an unwanted fruitcake, which the Bee has obtained.​

​

My Dearest Santa,​

​

My name is Donald Trump, and I’m 74 years old. My address is 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, DC. (It’s the big white house.) I am writing to ask you to overturn the totally rigged U.S. election and declare me President of the United States for another four years.​

​

I have been a good boy all year long. Many people are saying that anyway. I made peace in the Middle East, got a vaccine delivered in RECORD time, and even helped Melania in her garden. If anyone deserves to be President, it’s me-- not Sleepy Joe Biden, who has been a naughty cheater and fraud all year long.​

​

My friend Mike Pence says that you’re not real, but I still believe in you. I know you bought that house for Susan Walker and that awesome BB gun for Ralphie Parker. I’m sure that you can make me president too.​

​

If I’m reelected, I promise to never ask you for anything ever again. (Except maybe some new golf clubs.)​

​

Your best friend, maybe ever,​

​

President Donald J. Trump​

​

P.S. As a bonus, I promise to make fewer flights in Air Force One to fight global warming so your house at the North Pole doesn’t melt.​

​

P.P.S. If you happen to have a gift for Melania in your bag, please bring it along. I haven’t been able to get to Walmart to get her something since I got sick in October.​

​

P.P.P.S. If you’re able to drop some beautiful, clean coal in Nancy Pelosi’s stocking, I won’t stop you.​

Final Appeal: Trump Pens Letter To Santa Asking Him To Overturn Biden's Win

WASHINGTON, D.C.—After exhausting all legal avenues available, President Donald Trump penned a letter to Santa Claus this week, asking him to overturn Biden’s election win. An anonymous source was able to smuggle a copy of the letter out of the White House hidden inside an unwanted fruitcake...

babylonbee.com

Santa may not be real, but Trump is incapable of writing a letter of more than a few sentences

 

[rightwinger]

WASHINGTON, D.C.—After exhausting all legal avenues available, President Donald Trump penned a letter to Santa Claus this week, asking him to overturn Biden’s election win. An anonymous source was able to smuggle a copy of the letter out of the White House hidden inside an unwanted fruitcake, which the Bee has obtained.​

​

My Dearest Santa,​

​

My name is Donald Trump, and I’m 74 years old. My address is 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, DC. (It’s the big white house.) I am writing to ask you to overturn the totally rigged U.S. election and declare me President of the United States for another four years.​

​

I have been a good boy all year long. Many people are saying that anyway. I made peace in the Middle East, got a vaccine delivered in RECORD time, and even helped Melania in her garden. If anyone deserves to be President, it’s me-- not Sleepy Joe Biden, who has been a naughty cheater and fraud all year long.​

​

My friend Mike Pence says that you’re not real, but I still believe in you. I know you bought that house for Susan Walker and that awesome BB gun for Ralphie Parker. I’m sure that you can make me president too.​

​

If I’m reelected, I promise to never ask you for anything ever again. (Except maybe some new golf clubs.)​

​

Your best friend, maybe ever,​

​

President Donald J. Trump​

​

P.S. As a bonus, I promise to make fewer flights in Air Force One to fight global warming so your house at the North Pole doesn’t melt.​

​

P.P.S. If you happen to have a gift for Melania in your bag, please bring it along. I haven’t been able to get to Walmart to get her something since I got sick in October.​

​

P.P.P.S. If you’re able to drop some beautiful, clean coal in Nancy Pelosi’s stocking, I won’t stop you.​

Final Appeal: Trump Pens Letter To Santa Asking Him To Overturn Biden's Win

WASHINGTON, D.C.—After exhausting all legal avenues available, President Donald Trump penned a letter to Santa Claus this week, asking him to overturn Biden’s election win. An anonymous source was able to smuggle a copy of the letter out of the White House hidden inside an unwanted fruitcake...

babylonbee.com

That would be crayons a letter to Santa…

Sharpie

 

[DrLove]

Santa may not be real, but Trump is incapable of writing a letter of more than a few sentences

Sometimes Trumpy Bear has a difficult time just signing his name on Bibles and stuff!