Fake News Awards for 2018

[JimBowie1958]

Breitbart nails it once again.

Some of these Marxist Trump hating nit wits should have been fired years ago, but not when the corporations that own them are also Trump hating morons as well.

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Supplying the Most Proof the Media Should Not Be Reporting on Guns

USA Today’s Chainsaw Bayonet

Runner up: CNN



2018’s Biggest Credibility Collapse After Suffering 2017’s and 2016’s Biggest Credibility Collapse

CNN’s Jake “The Most Mistrusted Journalist In America” Tapper



Easter’s Biggest Asshole

CNN’s Jim Acosta



Such a Big Liar Special Counsel Robert Mueller Felt the Need to Say Something

A gazillion-way tie:

McClatchy

The Daily Beast

The Guardian

Vox

Washington Post

Reuters

The Hill



Disgraced Watergate Reporter Who Forgot the Cover Up’s Worse than the Crime

Carl Bernstein



Democrat Party’s Most Vital Ally For the 2018 Mid-Terms

Fox News



The Dan Rather Award for Just Making Shit Up

The New York Times



The Worst Prediction Predicted By a Fake News Outlet that Knew It Was a Lie When Predicting It

CNN



Award for “Manufactured Outrage Over a Policy You Didn’t Care About When Obama Did It”

While listing the fake news outlets guilty of this I ran out of Internet.



Most Satisfying Self-Own of 2018

Time Magazine



Most Satisfying Self-Own Committed By a Guy Who Reminds You of a Supporting Godfather Character

Chris Cuomo



The Relentless Piece of Fake News That Is So Relentless and Fake It Is Now White Noise

Trump’s going to fire Robert Mueller



Worst Math Score By a Fake Indian’s Media Fluffer

The Boston Globe



Most Eager to Jump All Over Trump’s Penis

CNN’s Jake Tapper



Most Eager for a Second Helping of Trump’s Penis

CNN’s Jake Tapper



The Tree that Fell In the Neocon Forest

The Weekly Standard



Greatest Impersonation of Joe McCarthy

Tie:

CNN’s Chris “The Fredo” Cuomo

CNN’s Brian “The Tater” Stelter

BuzzFeed’s Charlie Warzel



Most Dishonest Legal Analyst Not Named Jeffrey Toobin

Fox News’ Andrew Napolitano



Worst Homophobe Working at NBC News

Tie:

Joe Scarborough’s latest wife

Joy Reid



“Be Careful What You Wish For” Award

The New York Times would like to thank Donald Trump for this award…



“Columnist so Shrill Only Dogs Can Hear Her” Award

Washington Post’s Jennifer Rubin



“Columnist so Dumb Forrest Gump Points and Laughs” Award

Washington Post’s Jennifer Rubin



Column Should Be Named “Mean-Girling without Principles” Award

Washington Post’s Jennifer Rubin



“The Potbelly Calling the Kettle Black” Award

CNN’s Ana Navarro



The “I Say These Things Cuz I Have Nowhere Else To Go If CNN Fires Me” Award

Tie…

CNN’s SE Cupp

CNN’s SE Cupp



Biggest Piece of Fake News Spread By a Tax Dollar-Sucking Welfare Queen

NPR



Award for Proving Orwell Correct

New York Times



“Educated But Still Breathtakingly Stupid” Award

Tie…

BuzzFeed

Daily Beast’s Sam Stein



Most Amount of Effort Put Into a ‘Bombshell’ No One Cares About

L.O.L.



“Warmest Embrace of Domestic Terrorism” Award

Tie:

CNN’s Chris Cuomo

CNN’s Don Lemon



“Had No Place to Go But Up and Still Went Down” Award

CNN’s ratings



Dumbest Attempt to Get Crooked Hillary Off the Hook

Y’all are weak.



“Biggest Surrender to the Reality that Everyone Hates You” Award

White House Correspondents’ Association


Dumbest Person on TV Not Named Wolf Blitzer or Jim Acosta

CNN’s April Ryan



The Winner of 2018’s “Bye, Felicia” Award

Free Agent Megyn Kelly



“Worst Prediction Made By a Half-Witted Peacock Who Dyes His Hair too Dark” Award

CNN’s Jim Acosta



“Predictions That Would Get You Fired If the Media Weren’t a Cult” Award

Tie:

Axios’ Mike Allen

NBC’s Chuck Todd

Tater



“Hate Makes You Dumb” Award

AP



Award for Failing to Understand Atticus Finch is the Good Guy in ‘To Kill a Mockingbird’

NBC’s Kate Snow



Dumbest-ass Historian Award

NBC’s Jon “The Newsweek Killer” Meacham



The Glenn Thrush Award for Super-Duper Creepy He-Man Woman-Haters Club

Tie…

NBC’s Nicolle Wallace

CNN’s Jim Acosta

Washington Post’s Aaron Blake

NeverTrump’s Cheri Jacobus

ABC’s Terry Moran

Washington Post’s Jennifer Rubin

CNN’s Drew Griffin

CNN’s Jake Tapper

…and most especially Politico



The “Rape Is Merely Harassment When Bill Clinton’s Accused of It” Award

CNN’s Christiane Amanpour



Worst Performance During a Hurricane

The Weather Channel’s Mike Seidel



The Hillary Clinton Award for Paranoid Liar Who Gets Away With It Cuz Our Media Is Garbage

NBC’s Joy Reid



Catfight of the Year

Meowwww….



Deep State Fluffer of the Year

The Weekly Standard

 

[skookerasbil]

Brilliant stuff. All fake.

Ghey

 

[SassyIrishLass]

I see France's yellow shirts have turned their focus on the media.

That's a good thing.

 

[JimBowie1958]

I see France's yellow shirts have turned their focus on the media.

That's a good thing.

There was a video that recorded many of them demanding Trump somehow for some reason.

 

[longknife]

Someone sure put a whole lot of work into a great post.
Thank you.