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Dogs are Republicans - Cats are Democrats

Sunni Man

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Dogs are Republicans

They can be taught right from wrong.

Dogs like to work and contribute to society.

Such as seeing eye dogs, guard dogs, military K9 dogs, etc.

Dogs are extremely loyal and will be your best friend for life.

They will help defend you from an attacker and warn you of a fire.


Cats are Democrats

They lay around all day and basically do nothing.

Cats expect you to feed them on time for life.

They do their business in a cat box for you to clean up.

Cats have no loyalty to anyone or anything.

If there was a fire in your house.

A cat would jump out the window and leave you to burn in your sleep.
 
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And PIGS are muslims.

They roll around in their own shit.
 
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Dogs are Republicans

They can be taught right from wrong.

Dogs like to work and contribute to society.

Such as seeing eye dogs, guard dogs, military K9 dogs, etc.

Dogs are extremely loyal and will be your best friend for life.

They will help defend you from an attacker and warn you of a fire.


Cats are Democrats

They lay around all day and basically do nothing.

Cats expect you to feed them on time.

They do their business in a cat box for you to clean up.

Cats have no loyalty to anyone or anything.

If there was a fire in your house.

A cat would jump out the window and leave you to burn in your sleep.


Actually :

Opinion: Cats are Republicans, dogs are Dems - Keith Koffler - POLITICO.com


When cats are born, they believe they are in a state of liberty, and from then on they are determined to keep it that way. No one tells them what to do. They don’t believe it takes a village, because they know they might have to take instructions from the village idiot in the local government.

And, sorry if you’ve got one and you’re a Republican — but dogs are liberal Democrats. Some are possibly Socialists, though probably none will ever admit it.

Dogs are communal by nature. They run in packs. They dream of their days as wolves, sharing responsibilities.

Sure there’s a pecking order – an alpha, a beta and a zeta. It’s only humans who pretend that egalitarianism levels the playing field entirely.

Unfortunately, this instinct to subvert their personal welfare to the good of the whole also makes dogs easy to control. Big brother, in the form of their human masters, creates laws and executive orders that dogs slavishly abide.
 

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Guess this thread has gone to the dogs...
 

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:lol:

The whole fucking thread so far.

:lol:

You guys really take this all quite personally, don't you!
 

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Is it any wonder that the dogs & cats of the board have taken possession of this thread?
 

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Dogs are Republicans

They can be taught right from wrong.

Dogs like to work and contribute to society.

Such as seeing eye dogs, guard dogs, military K9 dogs, etc.

Dogs are extremely loyal and will be your best friend for life.

They will help defend you from an attacker and warn you of a fire.


Cats are Democrats

They lay around all day and basically do nothing.

Cats expect you to feed them on time.

They do their business in a cat box for you to clean up.

Cats have no loyalty to anyone or anything.

If there was a fire in your house.

A cat would jump out the window and leave you to burn in your sleep.


Actually :

Opinion: Cats are Republicans, dogs are Dems - Keith Koffler - POLITICO.com


When cats are born, they believe they are in a state of liberty, and from then on they are determined to keep it that way. No one tells them what to do. They don’t believe it takes a village, because they know they might have to take instructions from the village idiot in the local government.

And, sorry if you’ve got one and you’re a Republican — but dogs are liberal Democrats. Some are possibly Socialists, though probably none will ever admit it.

Dogs are communal by nature. They run in packs. They dream of their days as wolves, sharing responsibilities.

Sure there’s a pecking order – an alpha, a beta and a zeta. It’s only humans who pretend that egalitarianism levels the playing field entirely.

Unfortunately, this instinct to subvert their personal welfare to the good of the whole also makes dogs easy to control. Big brother, in the form of their human masters, creates laws and executive orders that dogs slavishly abide.
dogs are loyal not traitors like dems!!!dogs will fight to the death for those they love...dems are cowards!!dogs never complain...dems bitch all the time!!dogs love to hunt...dems love to receive !! but if you really break it down a dog is a dog and a cat is a cat !!!
 

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We're taking over! It's Reigning Dogs & Cats!!

:muahaha:
 

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