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Democrat, Republican, or Southerner?

USMCDevilDog

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> Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner?
> Here is a little test that will help you decide.
> The answer can be found by posing the following
> question:
> You're walking down a deserted street with your wife
> and two small children.
> Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife
> comes around the corner, locks eyes with you,
> screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the
> knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock
> cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere
> seconds before he reaches you and your family. What
> do you do?
>
> ............ ...................................................
>
> Democrat's Answer:
> Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
> Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
> Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
> Could we run away?
> What does my wife think?
> What about the kids?
> Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock
> the knife out of his hand? What does the law say
> about this situation?
> Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
> Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
> of message does this send to society and to my children?
> Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
> Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be
> content just to wound me?
> If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away
while he
> was stabbing me?
> Should I call 9-1-1?
> Why is this street so deserted?
> We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and
> make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such
behavior.
> This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for
few
> days and try to come to a consensus.
> .............................................................
>
>
> Republican's's Answer:
> BANG!
>
> ..............................................................
>
> Southerner's Answer:
> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
> BANG!
> BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
> BANG! Click
> Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the
> Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?
> Son: Can I shoot the next one!
> Wife: You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!
 

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USMCDevilDog said:
>
> Southerner's Answer:
> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
> BANG!
> BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
> BANG! Click
> Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the
> Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?
> Son: Can I shoot the next one!
> Wife: You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!


Definately a Southerner, I may live in the North now, but I was born and bread in the South.

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theHawk

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lol good one!



I guess I'm just a 'republican'.
 

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