Democrat National Convention Schedule for 8/18...

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Democratic National Convention schedule has been released:
Tuesday August 18, 2020

1:30 PM
Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention. Food Stamp enrollment forms available.

2:00 PM
Group Voter Registration for Undocumented Immigrants and the deceased.

3:30 PM
Opening Flag Burning Ceremony, Sponsored by CNN's – Don Lemon

4:00 PM
Address on "Being the Real You", by Rachel Dolezal, former head of the Seattle NAACP, and Caitlyn Jenner

4:30 PM
"How to make $200M as a Public Servant and Claim to be Broke", by Hillary Clinton

5:00 PM
"How to have a successful career without a job, and avoid taxation", Moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson

5:30 PM
Medal of Freedom presentation to Bo Berghdal

6:00 PM
Autograph Session for Souvenir photographs of Elizabeth Warren in Native American costume

6:30 PM
Tribute to All 57 States, by Barack Obama

7:00 PM
General vote to praise Baltimore rioters, and substitute "Alternative Shopping" in place of "looting"

7:30 PM
White House Semantics Committee Meeting to vote on re-branding "Muslim Terrorism" as "Countering Islamophobia"

8:00 PM
"Liberal Bias in Media – How to make it work for you" Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, MSNBC, Washington Post and the New York Times.

8:30 PM
Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters incarcerated at GITMO, by Michael Moore

9:00 PM
Personal Finance Seminar - "Businesses Don't Create Jobs", Hosted by Barack Obama

9:30 PM
Official Condemnation of American Gun Owners with Bibles

11:00 PM
The nomination of Michelle Obama, by Jim Acosta and Chris Matthews

12:00 AM
The benediction, by Louis Farrakhan followed by burning of the building.
 

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