Creationists Declare Unicorns Real

[guno]

What next defending talking snakes?



"Creationist website, Answers in Genesis, is a site entirely sworn to upholding all the Bible’s most ridiculous details as factual, even scientific information. One author on the page warns readers that refusing to believe in unicorns “is to demean God’s Word” because unicorns are actually mentioned in the Bible a few times."

Addicting Info 8211 Creationists Declare Unicorns Real Denial 8216 Is To Demean God s Word VIDEOS

 

[TheOldSchool]

Gotta give some kudos to the site. These are some pretty badass looking unicorns:

 

[Hollie]

What's kinda' scary is that several posters on this site link to AIG in support of their arguments.

 

[ScienceRocks]

This is nuts.

 

[TheOldSchool]

Unicorn lair discovered in North Korea World news The Guardian

 

[Statistikhengst]

omg....





They really DO believe in unicorns.

:facepalm:

 

[Statistikhengst]

Gotta give some kudos to the site. These are some pretty badass looking unicorns:

 

[Statistikhengst]

Unicorn lair discovered in North Korea World news The Guardian

OMG, they are real!!!

 

[guno]

Unicorn lair discovered in North Korea World news The Guardian

OMG, they are real!!!

 

[emilynghiem]

What next defending talking snakes?



"Creationist website, Answers in Genesis, is a site entirely sworn to upholding all the Bible’s most ridiculous details as factual, even scientific information. One author on the page warns readers that refusing to believe in unicorns “is to demean God’s Word” because unicorns are actually mentioned in the Bible a few times."

Addicting Info 8211 Creationists Declare Unicorns Real Denial 8216 Is To Demean God s Word VIDEOS

Reminds me of the theory that the Dragons in mythology may have been references to Dinosaurs.

And what about the Titans and giants of the world in precreation symbols
before there was modern man or homo sapiens under the lineage of Adam and Eve?

Where do you think Luci and prehumanoid skeletons came from?
The era before Adam and Eve when there was Lillith and pagan earth-based
knowledge of the spiritual world.

Where do you think the tribes came from where the Daughters of the Earth
practiced fertility rites and Queen of Heaven was worshipped?

 

[Luddly Neddite]

I want one!!

 

[MarathonMike]

Isn't a Unicorn just a horsey with a horn thing on it's head? Maybe it was some breed of horse related to the Rhino somehow that went extinct. Hope that helps.

 

[guno]

This is even better!!

Who were the sons of God and daughters of men in Genesis 6:1-4?



Who were the sons of God and daughters of men in Genesis 6 1-4

 

[Ringel05]

Looks like a bunch of people here are into Unicornography. Why else would you all talk about it......

I know, Guano's a unicorn Man....... Gotta be the reason!

 

[Statistikhengst]

This is even better!!

Who were the sons of God and daughters of men in Genesis 6:1-4?



Who were the sons of God and daughters of men in Genesis 6 1-4

I go with:

fallen angels who fucked hot women.

Just cuz it sounds good.

 

[September]

This is even better!!

Who were the sons of God and daughters of men in Genesis 6:1-4?



Who were the sons of God and daughters of men in Genesis 6 1-4

The "Sons of God" may have been extraterrestrial beings who descended to Earth against the Will of their superior(s) to engage in intercourse and possibly love with the most beautiful of mankind's women, giving rise to a race of beings with extraordinary genetics and abilities (Nephelim?) but also giving rise to a World that was not to the liking of the Maker(s)... and thus through altering the weather, the Maker(s) caused a massive flood to destroy humanity and the Nephilim so that Man might begin again as was originally intended, before "Angel" and Man interbred.

Or perhaps that particular event was just an epic fantasy story which was influenced by Ancient Mesopotamian religions/ mythologies.

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[Hollie]

This is even better!!

Who were the sons of God and daughters of men in Genesis 6:1-4?



Who were the sons of God and daughters of men in Genesis 6 1-4

The "Sons of God" may have been extraterrestrial beings who descended to Earth against the Will of their superior(s) to engage in intercourse and possibly love with the most beautiful of mankind's women, giving rise to a race of beings with extraordinary genetics and abilities (Nephelim?) but also giving rise to a World that was not to the liking of the Maker(s)... and thus through altering the weather, the Maker(s) caused a massive flood to destroy humanity and the Nephilim so that Man might begin again as was originally intended, before "Angel" and Man interbred.

Or perhaps that particular event was just an epic fantasy story which was influenced by Ancient Mesopotamian religions/ mythologies.

​

I'll take Space Alien Conspiracies for $300, please.