Covid breaks out on Mars

Votto

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Covid just had a breakout on the planet Mars, this despite all the rocks being fully vaccinated.

Fauci responded by warning people about going to Mars, but since they are fully vaccinated, it is Ok. Just wear a mask, not even requiring a double mask even.

However, the rocks on the moon have not been fully vaccinated, and even though there has not been an outbreak of Covid among the rocks on the moon, as of yet, Fauci has declared a travel ban to the moon.

Currently the lunar rocks are suing Fauci for the Constitutionality of his comment, citing loss in tourist revenue.

The Lunar flag and rover left by the Apollo missions were unavailable for comment.
 
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Can we send Fauci there to fix things?
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"Hell no! He's all yours!"

And no, we don't want your "universal" health care either.


(No wonder aliens hide from us)
 
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Trump just flew to his estate at Mars Lago stating he will run for election on the Martian planet in their upcoming election

Once elected, he will then lead a Martian invasion and revolt against the 1984 Swamp predicted by Orson Wells decades ago.

Wow, Orson really was a prophet. Who knew?

But what choice did Trump have? After all, trying to take over the government by hiring Vikings and unarmed women proved futile

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