Coronavirus Miraculously Disappears After Celebrities Sing 'Imagine'

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The coronavirus pandemic miraculously ended today after celebrities digitally joined together to sing John Lennon's "Imagine" in a universally loved viral video.


Stupidest song in history. Sung by a man who was the wealthiest in the world at the time.
 
Imagine there's no elites
It's easy if you try
No Soros to snow us
No Kochtopus to lie
Imagine all the people living life OK


Imagine there's no lobbyists
It isn't hard to do
No way to buy our votes
And no religmo’s too
Imagine all of wall street, bursting into flaAAAaaaames

yooOOOOOOOooooou…..

You may say I'm a libtard
But I'm not the only one
I hope some day you'll join us
And the world will be as one


~S~w/apologies to Mr Lennon
 
Imagine there's no elites
It's easy if you try
No Soros to snow us
No Kochtopus to lie
Imagine all the people living life OK


Imagine there's no lobbyists
It isn't hard to do
No way to buy our votes
And no religmo’s too
Imagine all of wall street, bursting into flaAAAaaaames

yooOOOOOOOooooou…..


You may say I'm a libtard
But I'm not the only one
I hope some day you'll join us
And the world will be as one


~S~w/apologies to Mr LennonIm
Imagine has always been a song about the people of this earth, uniting.
 
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The coronavirus pandemic miraculously ended today after celebrities digitally joined together to sing John Lennon's "Imagine" in a universally loved viral video.


Stupidest song in history. Sung by a man who was the wealthiest in the world at the time.

There has never been a time in history when John Lennon was the wealthiest man in the world, at any time.

Prove me wrong.
 
Imagine there's no elites
It's easy if you try
No Soros to snow us
No Kochtopus to lie
Imagine all the people living life OK


Imagine there's no lobbyists
It isn't hard to do
No way to buy our votes
And no religmo’s too
Imagine all of wall street, bursting into flaAAAaaaames

yooOOOOOOOooooou…..


You may say I'm a libtard
But I'm not the only one
I hope some day you'll join us
And the world will be as one


~S~w/apologies to Mr LennonIm
Imagine has always been a song about the people of this earth, uniting.
lol no, it's always been about selfish stoner hypocrites trying to fake being 'humanitarians n stuff' cuz it was trendy and expected, while living the lifestyles of the self-indulgent asshat and snob.
 
Imagine there's no elites
It's easy if you try
No Soros to snow us
No Kochtopus to lie
Imagine all the people living life OK


Imagine there's no lobbyists
It isn't hard to do
No way to buy our votes
And no religmo’s too
Imagine all of wall street, bursting into flaAAAaaaames

yooOOOOOOOooooou…..


You may say I'm a libtard
But I'm not the only one
I hope some day you'll join us
And the world will be as one


~S~w/apologies to Mr LennonIm
Imagine has always been a song about the people of this earth, uniting.
lol no, it's always been about selfish stoner hypocrites trying to fake being 'humanitarians n stuff' cuz it was trendy and expected, while living the lifestyles of the self-indulgent asshat and snob.
oh, you mean Congress?
~S~
 
Imagine there's no elites
It's easy if you try
No Soros to snow us
No Kochtopus to lie
Imagine all the people living life OK


Imagine there's no lobbyists
It isn't hard to do
No way to buy our votes
And no religmo’s too
Imagine all of wall street, bursting into flaAAAaaaames

yooOOOOOOOooooou…..


You may say I'm a libtard
But I'm not the only one
I hope some day you'll join us
And the world will be as one


~S~w/apologies to Mr LennonIm
Imagine has always been a song about the people of this earth, uniting.
lol no, it's always been about selfish stoner hypocrites trying to fake being 'humanitarians n stuff' cuz it was trendy and expected, while living the lifestyles of the self-indulgent asshat and snob.
oh, you mean Congress?
~S~

Nah, I mean stoner rockers who spent far more on dope, houses and cars then they ever spent on charity, yet they always come out with these silly folk anthems as if they actually cared about any of that stuff.
 
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The coronavirus pandemic miraculously ended today after celebrities digitally joined together to sing John Lennon's "Imagine" in a universally loved viral video.


Stupidest song in history. Sung by a man who was the wealthiest in the world at the time.
Great. Now if only they can make themselves disappear with it.
 
View attachment 314341

The coronavirus pandemic miraculously ended today after celebrities digitally joined together to sing John Lennon's "Imagine" in a universally loved viral video.


Stupidest song in history. Sung by a man who was the wealthiest in the world at the time.

Whelp --- I see all the OP has left is

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I'm guessing the face on the left is Maya Rudolph. No idea about the other two (?)
 
Sounds like thoughts and prayers dems.
Why is this so magical when prayer isnt?

It's really the same thing.

I guess the difference is nobody walks around demanding you have to listen to a piece of music or you'll go to hell and shit.
 
View attachment 314341

The coronavirus pandemic miraculously ended today after celebrities digitally joined together to sing John Lennon's "Imagine" in a universally loved viral video.


Stupidest song in history. Sung by a man who was the wealthiest in the world at the time.

There has never been a time in history when John Lennon was the wealthiest man in the world, at any time.

Prove me wrong.
John Lennon was the wealthiest man in the world? Who knew! Was Ringo the fourth richest or the second?
 
Sounds like thoughts and prayers dems.
Why is this so magical when prayer isnt?

It's really the same thing.

I guess the difference is nobody walks around demanding you have to listen to a piece of music or you'll go to hell and shit.

Well thats weird. No one has demanded I listen to anything.
While I identify as a Christian,which of course you should respect since you demand I respect those who Identify as a dude with a dick as women.

Weird thing happened the last time I was preparing for surgery.
An Old Gentleman came into my room and asked if I'd like to pray before my surgery.
I looked at him kinda sideways and told him I dont think it's appropriate to pray for your own benefit.
How about you Pray for my Wife to be able to withstand the uncertainty of my surgical process?
He smiled and nodded his head and gave me a funny look....
I didnt really get it until he turned at the door and said God Bless you.
 
Sounds like thoughts and prayers dems.
Why is this so magical when prayer isnt?

It's really the same thing.

I guess the difference is nobody walks around demanding you have to listen to a piece of music or you'll go to hell and shit.

Well thats weird. No one has demanded I listen to anything.
While I identify as a Christian,which of course you should respect since you demand I respect those who Identify as a dude with a dick as women.

Weird thing happened the last time I was preparing for surgery.
An Old Gentleman came into my room and asked if I'd like to pray before my surgery.
I looked at him kinda sideways and told him I dont think it's appropriate to pray for your own benefit.
How about you Pray for my Wife to be able to withstand the uncertainty of my surgical process?
He smiled and nodded his head and gave me a funny look....
I didnt really get it until he turned at the door and said God Bless you.

I smell ya bro. I don't get it myself.
 
Imagine there's no elites
It's easy if you try
No Soros to snow us
No Kochtopus to lie
Imagine all the people living life OK


Imagine there's no lobbyists
It isn't hard to do
No way to buy our votes
And no religmo’s too
Imagine all of wall street, bursting into flaAAAaaaames

yooOOOOOOOooooou…..


You may say I'm a libtard
But I'm not the only one
I hope some day you'll join us
And the world will be as one


~S~w/apologies to Mr LennonIm
Imagine has always been a song about the people of this earth, uniting.


Boy, the way Glen Miller played.
Songs that made the Hit Parade.
Guys like us, we had it made.
Those were the days

Didn't need no welfare state.
Everybody pulled his weight

Gee, our old LaSalle ran great.
Those were the days

And you knew where you were then
Girls were girls and men were men.

Mister, we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again.
People seemed to be content.
Fifty dollars paid the rent.
Freaks were in a circus tent.
Those were the days

Take a little Sunday spin,
Go to watch the Dodgers win.
Have yourself a dandy day
That cost you under a fin.
Hair was short and skirts were long.
Kate Smith really sold a song.
I don't know just what went wrong
Those Were the Days
 
Sounds like thoughts and prayers dems.
Why is this so magical when prayer isnt?

It's really the same thing.

I guess the difference is nobody walks around demanding you have to listen to a piece of music or you'll go to hell and shit.

Well thats weird. No one has demanded I listen to anything.
While I identify as a Christian,which of course you should respect since you demand I respect those who Identify as a dude with a dick as women.

Weird thing happened the last time I was preparing for surgery.
An Old Gentleman came into my room and asked if I'd like to pray before my surgery.
I looked at him kinda sideways and told him I dont think it's appropriate to pray for your own benefit.
How about you Pray for my Wife to be able to withstand the uncertainty of my surgical process?
He smiled and nodded his head and gave me a funny look....
I didnt really get it until he turned at the door and said God Bless you.

I smell ya bro. I don't get it myself.

Nah Man it's easy to get.
The first time the Ambulance showed up in front of my house at 10:00 PM after my newly repaired hip dislocated my neighbors grilled my Wife about what happened.
She of course told them I'd dislocated my hip,a few days later the ambulance showed up again for the same reason......I'll say right now that it hurts like a MoFo!!!!!

After the first disloc a neighbor stopped and asked what had happened. My Wife of course told her my hip had dislocated,when it happened again my neighbors started sending Prayers and fresh baked cookies!!
And this is throughout the entire neighborhood!!!
 
Sounds like thoughts and prayers dems.
Why is this so magical when prayer isnt?

It's really the same thing.

I guess the difference is nobody walks around demanding you have to listen to a piece of music or you'll go to hell and shit.

Well thats weird. No one has demanded I listen to anything.
While I identify as a Christian,which of course you should respect since you demand I respect those who Identify as a dude with a dick as women.

Weird thing happened the last time I was preparing for surgery.
An Old Gentleman came into my room and asked if I'd like to pray before my surgery.
I looked at him kinda sideways and told him I dont think it's appropriate to pray for your own benefit.
How about you Pray for my Wife to be able to withstand the uncertainty of my surgical process?
He smiled and nodded his head and gave me a funny look....
I didnt really get it until he turned at the door and said God Bless you.

I smell ya bro. I don't get it myself.

Nah Man it's easy to get.
The first time the Ambulance showed up in front of my house at 10:00 PM after my newly repaired hip dislocated my neighbors grilled my Wife about what happened.
She of course told them I'd dislocated my hip,a few days later the ambulance showed up again for the same reason......I'll say right now that it hurts like a MoFo!!!!!

After the first disloc a neighbor stopped and asked what had happened. My Wife of course told her my hip had dislocated,when it happened again my neighbors started sending Prayers and fresh baked cookies!!
And this is throughout the entire neighborhood!!!

Now that's cool. Cookies, you can eat.
 

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