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Condolences Appreciated
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Polishprince
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People are finding ways around the Draconian Liberal Covid Codes.
In California, churches are closed but strip joints are open. A number of pastors are taking off their neckties during their sermons so it qualifies as a legal stripping event, to get around it.
In California, churches are closed but strip joints are open. A number of pastors are taking off their neckties during their sermons so it qualifies as a legal stripping event, to get around it.
night_son
Diamond Member
Georgy the Turkey,
Dear beloved Georgy passed crisply through the hallowed oven mittens and into the great beyond tomorrow afternoon at 1pm. Father of seven hundred breeders, grandfather of four thousand hatchlings and husband to Gretchen the Turkey, Georgy will be sorely missed but greatly savored by seventeen diners in mourning. A veteran of the punitive Poultry Wars, Georgy served with honorable distinction, earning a bearded star and two gold feathers for extreme gallantry in the face of enemy gobbling. Children everywhere are goofy to pull apart his wishbone, said to contain fragments of authentic Canadian Goose artillery shells. Interment of Georgy is scheduled to take place table side, at a holiday dining room near you, and shall be followed by dozens of men sleeping him off also in a living room near you. Please pray for Georgy's eternal soul as you digest him for days to come.
Sorry to see the little feller pass through. I mean, pass on.
ReinyDays
Gold Member
I'm heartbroken ... Georgie the Turkey was a good turkey ... always there for his friends ... quick to help and never a discouraging gobble ... I remember well the day of the rain storm, all the other turkeys went out to look up, had raindrop fall down their throats and so many drowned ... it was Georgie who comforted the widow-turkeys ... it was Georgie who made sure the flock would continue ... a turkey who knew his duty to fowl-dom ...
RIP Georgie ... you will be missed ...
RIP Georgie ... you will be missed ...
danielpalos
Diamond Member
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Let's goad Capitalists to invent "prophylactic bodysuits".
KarlMarxsPitBull
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Lets goad them into having massive indoor feasts so that they can spread the disease faster among themselves.Let's goad Capitalists to invent "prophylactic bodysuits".
justinacolmena
Gold Member
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They're Democrat labor union churches, and people were getting married "in the eyes of God" at the strip clubs --- oh, yeah, there was probably a security camera, and the wedding scene was all posted all over the internet.In California, churches are closed but strip joints are open.
Enjoy your last Thanksiving and Christmas. Pretty sure those holidays will offend someone and Biden will fold on orders of his puppeteers in mandating the end of ALL our holidays. Fourth of July? Gone too. Whats to celebrate when we have been sold to China by Americans and their mush brained POTUS?
At least the Turkeys will be happy.
At least the Turkeys will be happy.
bluzman61
Diamond Member
You ain't just "Talkin Turkey", are ya? THIS sounds like SERIOUS stuff................................
JimBowie1958
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I should be able to have as many over as I want.
Our Turkey is guaranteed Covid free range..
Our Turkey is guaranteed Covid free range..
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I should be able to have as many over as I want.
Our Turkey is guaranteed Covid free range..View attachment 421348
You have my permission.
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"State Governor Frees All Drug Dealers To Provide Prison Space For Families Celebrating Thanksgiving
November 24th, 2020
SALEM, OR—To prepare for the influx of Thanksgiving rulebreakers, Oregon Governor Kate Brown has ordered all drug dealers to be freed from prison to make room for all the families who violate COVID restrictions.
"Drugs are legal now anyway," said Governor Brown. "I hereby pardon all drug offenders currently doing time in Oregon prisons. I can do that, right? Whatever -- I'm doing it. The real menaces to society are the families who try to gather with their loved ones to share food and give thanks. These violent science-deniers must be stopped!"
According to sources, Oregon State Police have been ordered to go door to door and round up all families trying to celebrate Thanksgiving. Any person or persons not found alone on a couch crying into a clamshell container of take-out food will be arrested on the spot.
Governor Brown has assured the public that this zero-tolerance policy will do something "very important and science-y" to stop the spread of bad sicknesses.
"Losing Thanksgiving isn't a huge loss anyway," said Governor Brown. "Thankfulness makes people feel content which can inhibit social progress. We can't have that! If we're lucky we'll find a reason to cancel it next year too!""
babylonbee.com
November 24th, 2020
SALEM, OR—To prepare for the influx of Thanksgiving rulebreakers, Oregon Governor Kate Brown has ordered all drug dealers to be freed from prison to make room for all the families who violate COVID restrictions.
"Drugs are legal now anyway," said Governor Brown. "I hereby pardon all drug offenders currently doing time in Oregon prisons. I can do that, right? Whatever -- I'm doing it. The real menaces to society are the families who try to gather with their loved ones to share food and give thanks. These violent science-deniers must be stopped!"
According to sources, Oregon State Police have been ordered to go door to door and round up all families trying to celebrate Thanksgiving. Any person or persons not found alone on a couch crying into a clamshell container of take-out food will be arrested on the spot.
Governor Brown has assured the public that this zero-tolerance policy will do something "very important and science-y" to stop the spread of bad sicknesses.
"Losing Thanksgiving isn't a huge loss anyway," said Governor Brown. "Thankfulness makes people feel content which can inhibit social progress. We can't have that! If we're lucky we'll find a reason to cancel it next year too!""
State Governor Frees All Drug Dealers To Provide Prison Space For Families Celebrating Thanksgiving
SALEM, OR—To prepare for the influx of Thanksgiving rulebreakers, Oregon Governor Kate Brown has ordered all drug dealers to be freed from prison to make room for all the families who violate COVID restrictions.
babylonbee.com
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A few years ago I posted these pics of Thanksgiving when I had the whole family over.......I'm about to begin cooking right now...
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1. Dinner began with a little experiment of mine...ButternutSquash-Tumeric Soup....and it came out amazing!!!
Recipe can be found here:
Butternut Squash Turmeric Soup
2. Mashed Potatoes, mashed sweet potatoes, two kinds of stuffing (one a sausage stuffing), two kinds of kimchee, and an unbelievably esthetically striking beautiful brussel sprouts and cubed butternut squash with pomegranate seeds.
3. This is the beauty:
It got raves!!!!
4. Tom weighted in at a full 15 pounds!
5. Desert included melon, two kinds of pecan pie, a pumpkin pie, whipped cream, and a spiced pumpkin mousse!!!!
Just have to say that there were pro-Trump folks and pro-Hillary folks.......and no shots were fired.
A good time was had by all!!!!
Wish you coulda' been there!
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Turkey and Kimchee!!!
I Have The Same Job As President Trump!
A big clean-up!!! Mine isn't governmental....it's getting things back to normal after the Thanksgiving festivities. Had the whole family over......and we'll call the menu "Opus on a Butternut Squash Theme" 1. Dinner began with a little experiment of mine...ButternutSquash-Tumeric Soup....and it...
www.usmessageboard.com
1. Dinner began with a little experiment of mine...ButternutSquash-Tumeric Soup....and it came out amazing!!!
Recipe can be found here:
Butternut Squash Turmeric Soup
2. Mashed Potatoes, mashed sweet potatoes, two kinds of stuffing (one a sausage stuffing), two kinds of kimchee, and an unbelievably esthetically striking beautiful brussel sprouts and cubed butternut squash with pomegranate seeds.
3. This is the beauty:
It got raves!!!!
4. Tom weighted in at a full 15 pounds!
5. Desert included melon, two kinds of pecan pie, a pumpkin pie, whipped cream, and a spiced pumpkin mousse!!!!
Just have to say that there were pro-Trump folks and pro-Hillary folks.......and no shots were fired.
A good time was had by all!!!!
Wish you coulda' been there!
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20161124_180902.jpg
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20161124_180916.jpg
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Turkey and Kimchee!!!
Looks delicious. I had a Korean friend once whose kimchee was divine, but I never would have thought of it for Thanksgiving.A few years ago I posted these pics of Thanksgiving when I had the whole family over.......I'm about to begin cooking right now...
I Have The Same Job As President Trump!
A big clean-up!!! Mine isn't governmental....it's getting things back to normal after the Thanksgiving festivities. Had the whole family over......and we'll call the menu "Opus on a Butternut Squash Theme" 1. Dinner began with a little experiment of mine...ButternutSquash-Tumeric Soup....and it...
1. Dinner began with a little experiment of mine...ButternutSquash-Tumeric Soup....and it came out amazing!!!
Recipe can be found here:
Butternut Squash Turmeric Soup
2. Mashed Potatoes, mashed sweet potatoes, two kinds of stuffing (one a sausage stuffing), two kinds of kimchee, and an unbelievably esthetically striking beautiful brussel sprouts and cubed butternut squash with pomegranate seeds.
3. This is the beauty:
It got raves!!!!
4. Tom weighted in at a full 15 pounds!
5. Desert included melon, two kinds of pecan pie, a pumpkin pie, whipped cream, and a spiced pumpkin mousse!!!!
Just have to say that there were pro-Trump folks and pro-Hillary folks.......and no shots were fired.
A good time was had by all!!!!
Wish you coulda' been there!
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20161124_180902.jpg
1.7 MBViews: 31
20161124_180916.jpg
1.9 MBViews: 84
Turkey and Kimchee!!!
Polishprince
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Here are some video instruction on cooking turkey.
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Looks delicious. I had a Korean friend once whose kimchee was divine, but I never would have thought of it for Thanksgiving.A few years ago I posted these pics of Thanksgiving when I had the whole family over.......I'm about to begin cooking right now...
I Have The Same Job As President Trump!
A big clean-up!!! Mine isn't governmental....it's getting things back to normal after the Thanksgiving festivities. Had the whole family over......and we'll call the menu "Opus on a Butternut Squash Theme" 1. Dinner began with a little experiment of mine...ButternutSquash-Tumeric Soup....and it...
1. Dinner began with a little experiment of mine...ButternutSquash-Tumeric Soup....and it came out amazing!!!
Recipe can be found here:
Butternut Squash Turmeric Soup
2. Mashed Potatoes, mashed sweet potatoes, two kinds of stuffing (one a sausage stuffing), two kinds of kimchee, and an unbelievably esthetically striking beautiful brussel sprouts and cubed butternut squash with pomegranate seeds.
3. This is the beauty:
It got raves!!!!
4. Tom weighted in at a full 15 pounds!
5. Desert included melon, two kinds of pecan pie, a pumpkin pie, whipped cream, and a spiced pumpkin mousse!!!!
Just have to say that there were pro-Trump folks and pro-Hillary folks.......and no shots were fired.
A good time was had by all!!!!
Wish you coulda' been there!
Attachments
20161124_180902.jpg
1.7 MBViews: 31
20161124_180916.jpg
1.9 MBViews: 84
Turkey and Kimchee!!!
A good time was had by all!
Shawnee_b
Platinum Member
Looks delicious. I had a Korean friend once whose kimchee was divine, but I never would have thought of it for Thanksgiving.Turkey and Kimchee!!!
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I love Kimchee. I hosted a Korean student from Seoul 18 months. She missed her Kimchee so I made her some. "It OK, not Korean"
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