Colorado Baker Faces Long Line Of People Outside Waiting To Be Oppressed By Him

[Weatherman2020]

LAKEWOOD, CO—“I’m going to sue you!” shouted another customer at Masterpiece Cakeshop.

“Get in line,” Jack Phillips replied. It wasn’t merely an expression, though. There was now a long line of people waiting to be oppressed by Phillips -- most having traveled many, many miles -- and this one customer hadn’t properly waited his turn and needed to go to the end of the line.

“I’m just getting a little tired of so many people coming here just so I can refuse to make them cakes,” Phillips explained to reporters. “I now have two lines: one for people who want me to oppress them and one for people who actually want cakes.”

“I’d like a cake celebrating my gender transition,” said one person from the oppression line.

“No,” replied Phillips.

“I’m being discriminated against!” yelled the customer, trying to sound angry but not quite hiding a smile. “Discriminated!”

Phillips then went to the cake line. “And what would you like?”

“I want a cake celebrating Satan’s birthday,” said the new customer.

“Do you really want that, or do you just want to say I oppressed you?” Phillips asked.

The customer stared at his feet. “Yeah. I just want to be discriminated against.”

“You have to go to the other line,” Phillips said.

Phillips had another busy day, but in the end, all his customers were satisfied, those who wanted cakes receiving beautiful cakes and those who wanted to get discriminated against getting discriminated against. Philips is now considering opening another branch just to not make people cakes, as he is apparently the only cakeshop in the country that does that, and it’s in high demand.

Colorado Baker Faces Long Line Of People Outside Waiting To Be Oppressed

LAKEWOOD, CO—“I’m going to sue you!” shouted another customer at Masterpiece Cakeshop.“Get in line,” Jack Phillips replied. It wasn’t merely an expression, though. There was now a long line of people waiting to be oppressed by Phillips -- most having traveled many, many miles -- and this one...

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[Biff_Poindexter]

I thought the gays cancelled him?

I thought Obama signed an E/O to put that baker out of business?

Oh well....on to the next manufactured outrage topic

 

[Weatherman2020]

I thought the gays cancelled him?

I thought Obama signed an E/O to put that baker out of business?

Oh well....on to the next manufactured outrage topic

You think a small business constantly being sued by you Karen’s is fun?

 

[SassyIrishLass]

Effing moonbat loons

 

[SassyIrishLass]

I thought the gays cancelled him?

I thought Obama signed an E/O to put that baker out of business?

Oh well....on to the next manufactured outrage topic

Actually SCOTUS stuffed you limp wrists

 

[martybegan]

I thought the gays cancelled him?

I thought Obama signed an E/O to put that baker out of business?

Oh well....on to the next manufactured outrage topic

The left tried, and they failed.

Being fined hundreds of thousands of dollars by some government organization is cancelling.

 

[Biff_Poindexter]

I thought the gays cancelled him?

I thought Obama signed an E/O to put that baker out of business?

Oh well....on to the next manufactured outrage topic

Actually SCOTUS stuffed you limp wrists

isn't the SCOTUS the same entity that stuffed you homophobic cucks on gay marriage??

Or are you morons still sticking with the Obama passed gay marriage thing??

Isn't SCOTUS the same entity that laughed all of Trump's election lawsuits out of court or are yall still sticking with "The Deep State did it" excuse?

Fact of the matter is.....no one cancelled a baker for not wanting to bake a cake for a gay couple, no matter how much you goofy muthafuckas pretended otherwise....

Also....no one cancelled Dr. Seuss either.....but as I said...continue with the manufactured outrage...because we definitely know conservatives don't manufacture any policies that has majority American support

 

[Weatherman2020]

I thought the gays cancelled him?

I thought Obama signed an E/O to put that baker out of business?

Oh well....on to the next manufactured outrage topic

Actually SCOTUS stuffed you limp wrists

isn't the SCOTUS the same entity that stuffed you homophobic cucks on gay marriage??

Or are you morons still sticking with the Obama passed gay marriage thing??

Isn't SCOTUS the same entity that laughed all of Trump's election lawsuits out of court or are yall still sticking with "The Deep State did it" excuse?

Fact of the matter is.....no one cancelled a baker for not wanting to bake a cake for a gay couple, no matter how much you goofy muthafuckas pretended otherwise....

Also....no one cancelled Dr. Seuss either.....but as I said...continue with the manufactured outrage...because we definitely know conservatives don't manufacture any policies that has majority American support

Is that why Karen’s keep suing the bakery?

 

[SassyIrishLass]

I thought the gays cancelled him?

I thought Obama signed an E/O to put that baker out of business?

Oh well....on to the next manufactured outrage topic

Actually SCOTUS stuffed you limp wrists

isn't the SCOTUS the same entity that stuffed you homophobic cucks on gay marriage??

Or are you morons still sticking with the Obama passed gay marriage thing??

Isn't SCOTUS the same entity that laughed all of Trump's election lawsuits out of court or are yall still sticking with "The Deep State did it" excuse?

Fact of the matter is.....no one cancelled a baker for not wanting to bake a cake for a gay couple, no matter how much you goofy muthafuckas pretended otherwise....

Also....no one cancelled Dr. Seuss either.....but as I said...continue with the manufactured outrage...because we definitely know conservatives don't manufacture any policies that has majority American support

Nice rant.... regardless SCOTUS stuffed you assholes

Supreme Court sides with Colorado baker who refused to make wedding cake for same-sex couple

The Supreme Court ruled Monday in favor of a Colorado baker who refused to make a wedding cake for a same-sex couple, in one of the most closely watched cases of the term.

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