Coldplay has pledged to slash CO2 emissions in half. (Sounds like an Onion article, for sure, but they're very serious.)⁠

[basquebromance]

stick to making shitty music that lulls my husband to sleep at night

Coldplay pledges to slash CO2 emissions by half

Sounds like an Onion headline. But the band is apparently serious.

www.motherjones.com

 

[Dekster]

"A “kinetic floor” will be installed so that the energy created by fans during the show can be harnessed".....okay not even sure what that would look like but I imagine the carbon footprint of making this arena sized floor will be larger than the carbon footprint of just using the power you have got.

 

[EvilCat Breath]

They could just hold their breath.