CNN Reports On 'Deadly Boat Accident' At Pearl Harbor

[Roudy]

Overwhelmed Arizona Hospitals Turning Away Patients Who Need Cactus Spines Plucked From Bare Asses

PHOENIX, AZ—With a rise in covid cases straining the state’s healthcare resources, overwhelmed Arizona hospitals were reportedly forced Tuesday to turn away patients who needed cactus spines plucked from their bare asses. “Unfortunately, our waiting room has already surpassed the limited number...

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With a rise in covid cases straining the state’s healthcare resources, overwhelmed Arizona hospitals were reportedly forced Tuesday to turn away patients who needed cactus spines plucked from their bare asses.

These are Democrats who identify as cactus, and have every right to the same health care as others.

 

[AZrailwhale]

Looks a bit too much like the very popular photo of the USS Arizona's superstructure. Could this have been junk that was purposely blown up?

You need to watch the movie footage of the death of Arizona. It will dispel your cynicism.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

CNN Reports On 'Deadly Boat Accident' At Pearl Harbor​

CNN Reports On 'Deadly Boat Accident' At Pearl Harbor

HONOLULU, HI—CNN and other mainstream news outlets are reporting on a "tragic, completely accidental" boating accident at Pearl Harbor. As details still come in, CNN is urging people to not rush to judgment or assign blame until the story goes away in a few days.

babylonbee.com

24 Nov 2021

HONOLULU, HI—CNN and other mainstream news outlets are reporting on a "tragic, completely accidental" boating accident at Pearl Harbor. As details still come in, CNN is urging people to not rush to judgment or assign blame until the story goes away in a few days.
"Such a tragic and completely accidental boating accident," said one news anchor. "The thing that's so sad about it is the tragic, totally random accidentalness of it. Our hearts are with the victims and whatever. Anyway, in other news..."
Independent journalists from the scene are sending messages that this was an intentional attack by the Empire of Japan that was designed to inflict as much destruction and casualty as possible. Such messages have been dismissed as unfounded and racist, and likely linked to recent increases in anti-Asian hate crimes.
"We do not need to investigate this any further, or talk about it ever again, as it was an accident," said the local Police Chief in a press conference. "Any talk of motive is unhelpful at this time. I think what's really important is allowing our Pearl Harbor community to heal."
CNN then quickly transitioned to a news story about the latest Cary Grant movie.


Commentary:
Trust in CNN and other Quisling Media like our Democrat majority Congress has fallen to numbers so low they are counted in the negative.

There’s not a doubt that the media would have given the complete Normandy Invasion plan to Hitler just to make Republican Ike look bad