CNN Draws Largest Crowd In Years

[Weatherman2020]

ATLANTA, GA—CNN executives were baffled by a large crowd outside their offices and in their lobby Friday, not having seen an audience that size in many years.

Execs quickly added the hundreds of people outside their offices to their audience numbers, more than doubling their ratings for the day.

"Woohoo! It's happening!" said the station's founder, Bob CNN. "Brian! Anderson! Come quick! We're finally drawing crowds! Years of hard work finally paying off!"

Peering out the window, Brian Stelter muttered, "No social distancing or masks though. But we'll take what we can get at this point."

Mr. CNN then walked through the lobby handing out fliers inviting the protesters back to watch CNN's failing weekend shows Saturday and Sunday. "This is where it all turns around for us."

CNN Draws Largest Crowd In Years

ATLANTA, GA—CNN executives were baffled by a large crowd outside their offices and in their lobby Friday, not having seen an audience that size in many years.

babylonbee.com

 

[airplanemechanic]

Yea I'm not sure that's what they had in mind when they said to "watch CNN." I think they meant with a TV not a hammer.

 

[miketx]

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ATLANTA, GA—CNN executives were baffled by a large crowd outside their offices and in their lobby Friday, not having seen an audience that size in many years.

Execs quickly added the hundreds of people outside their offices to their audience numbers, more than doubling their ratings for the day.

"Woohoo! It's happening!" said the station's founder, Bob CNN. "Brian! Anderson! Come quick! We're finally drawing crowds! Years of hard work finally paying off!"

Peering out the window, Brian Stelter muttered, "No social distancing or masks though. But we'll take what we can get at this point."

Mr. CNN then walked through the lobby handing out fliers inviting the protesters back to watch CNN's failing weekend shows Saturday and Sunday. "This is where it all turns around for us."

CNN Draws Largest Crowd In Years

ATLANTA, GA—CNN executives were baffled by a large crowd outside their offices and in their lobby Friday, not having seen an audience that size in many years.

babylonbee.com

Covid 19 only attacks schools, small businesses and hair dressers.

 

[JGalt]

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ATLANTA, GA—CNN executives were baffled by a large crowd outside their offices and in their lobby Friday, not having seen an audience that size in many years.

Execs quickly added the hundreds of people outside their offices to their audience numbers, more than doubling their ratings for the day.

"Woohoo! It's happening!" said the station's founder, Bob CNN. "Brian! Anderson! Come quick! We're finally drawing crowds! Years of hard work finally paying off!"

Peering out the window, Brian Stelter muttered, "No social distancing or masks though. But we'll take what we can get at this point."

Mr. CNN then walked through the lobby handing out fliers inviting the protesters back to watch CNN's failing weekend shows Saturday and Sunday. "This is where it all turns around for us."

CNN Draws Largest Crowd In Years

ATLANTA, GA—CNN executives were baffled by a large crowd outside their offices and in their lobby Friday, not having seen an audience that size in many years.

babylonbee.com

I'll have to admit, I was watching CNN yesterday when those idiot protesters broke out the windows of the CNN HQ in Atlanta. The CNN guy covering it was freaking out and shit because he couldn't fathom why those idiots were breaking the windows and defacing the building that belonged to the "greatest news network in America."

When the police finally launched some tear gas at them, the anchor told the reporter to beat feet out of there. He was really panicking.

 

[two_iron]

Fake news likes to be the voice of rioting thugs.... until they actually have to deal with rioting thugs.

 

[Norman]

Fake news likes to be the voice of rioting thugs.... until they actually have to deal with rioting thugs.

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